Dear Forum Members & Bunny Friends,
I am writing to file a complaint. I'm MAD at mom right now and I'm so furious that I think if I smelled a banana in her hand I'd still ignore her. Ok...I'd find a way to get the banana...but still yet.
She was discussing her breeding plans tonight with the girls and the bucks were listening in.
I didn't mind y'all encouraging her to breed Fat Butt....I told Fat Butt it was time she carried her part of the rabbitry load so that was fine. But that was when mom was gonna breed her to Big Jake.
NOW SHE'S GONNA BREED HER TO DUKEY? MY DUKEY?
I am not a happy bunny at all.....I don't care if Dukey is doing binkies in his cage because he has a date tomorrow - that was never part of the plan.
Then to top it all off...well you tell me - how would you feel if this was the way you were treated...?
Mom is telling the girls their assigned bucks (and she's even breeding MEATBALL by the way!)....but she never mentions my name.
So I flick my butt and raise my tail and ask her who I'm getting.....
I mean sheesh - I'm the herd matron -s he should've announced me first - RIGHT?
So she looks at me and sighs and goes, "Nyx honey, you're a bit out of condition and you just raised a litter....I think we'll pass and just let the other girls breed this time.."
Of course they started snickering behind their paws at the "out of condition" comment.
Out of condition my rear.....so what if I'm missing some fur. I've been away from my litter for 2-3 weeks now....just cause I gave her mostly boys last time (as did Cindy and Portia I might add)...doesn't mean I can't do my part this time.
Why even "Princess" is snickering about all of this....saying, "Maybe you should get YOUR baby-maker removed Nyx.."
Ha ha ha. I'm good at making babies and raising them.
So now I've got to sit around all next month and listen to the girls talk about being pregnant and tired and getting big....and not be pregnant myself. Then I get to listen to them talk about baby-rearing for two months while I don't have a litter of my own.
ITS NOT FAIR!
Anyway - don't tell mom but a couple of the bucks have said that if I can find a way to sneak into their cages while mom has her back turned...they'll help me out and I can have a "miracle litter".
Oh good lord...I gotta go. Dianne is sitting by Rudy's cage and flirting with him. Mom and I already told her that she's either going to be with Mercury or Big Jake because Rudy is her brother.
Back to my matron duties.....
I am writing to file a complaint. I'm MAD at mom right now and I'm so furious that I think if I smelled a banana in her hand I'd still ignore her. Ok...I'd find a way to get the banana...but still yet.
She was discussing her breeding plans tonight with the girls and the bucks were listening in.
I didn't mind y'all encouraging her to breed Fat Butt....I told Fat Butt it was time she carried her part of the rabbitry load so that was fine. But that was when mom was gonna breed her to Big Jake.
NOW SHE'S GONNA BREED HER TO DUKEY? MY DUKEY?
I am not a happy bunny at all.....I don't care if Dukey is doing binkies in his cage because he has a date tomorrow - that was never part of the plan.
Then to top it all off...well you tell me - how would you feel if this was the way you were treated...?
Mom is telling the girls their assigned bucks (and she's even breeding MEATBALL by the way!)....but she never mentions my name.
So I flick my butt and raise my tail and ask her who I'm getting.....
I mean sheesh - I'm the herd matron -s he should've announced me first - RIGHT?
So she looks at me and sighs and goes, "Nyx honey, you're a bit out of condition and you just raised a litter....I think we'll pass and just let the other girls breed this time.."
Of course they started snickering behind their paws at the "out of condition" comment.
Out of condition my rear.....so what if I'm missing some fur. I've been away from my litter for 2-3 weeks now....just cause I gave her mostly boys last time (as did Cindy and Portia I might add)...doesn't mean I can't do my part this time.
Why even "Princess" is snickering about all of this....saying, "Maybe you should get YOUR baby-maker removed Nyx.."
Ha ha ha. I'm good at making babies and raising them.
So now I've got to sit around all next month and listen to the girls talk about being pregnant and tired and getting big....and not be pregnant myself. Then I get to listen to them talk about baby-rearing for two months while I don't have a litter of my own.
ITS NOT FAIR!
Anyway - don't tell mom but a couple of the bucks have said that if I can find a way to sneak into their cages while mom has her back turned...they'll help me out and I can have a "miracle litter".
Oh good lord...I gotta go. Dianne is sitting by Rudy's cage and flirting with him. Mom and I already told her that she's either going to be with Mercury or Big Jake because Rudy is her brother.
Back to my matron duties.....