JAK Rabbitry
Well-Known Member
Erron works at UPitt and last week he volunteered to help put on a LAN party on campus. He would b e attending it directly after work, so I wouldnt see him til like 10PM. So he said "come to work with me, you can chill at the library and we'll have lunch together and then after work we'll go to party." So i did and i brought some work to do and got it all done. Then we went to the party and it was in some fancy banquet hall..
But there were computers lining half the room, and projectors and game consoles onthe other side, and inthe middle a huge buffet table with every kind of sugary snack and soda imagineable. There was like a 4' pyramid of pringles cans, and they made a nice arrangement of those huge rice crispies treats. and all kinds of little Debbie cakes and oatmeal cream pies and swedish fish, chips. All for the taking. Bwuahaha. I think I made myelf sick taking advantage of it all. They also gave all teh volunteers pizza before it all started so i had some pretty amazing pizza.
Erron was stationed next to a Wii that had Warioware Smooth Moves on it....this is a game in which it tells you how to hold the wiimote, sometiems where on your body to stick it to, and then you play a mini game and you have 5 seconds to complete it. Its for up to 12 players. Like one minigame you hold the wiimote like a dart and you have 5 seconds to make this hand pick a giant nose. But if you shoot and miss, you loose.
Well sometime around 8PM Erron is playing Smooth Moves with 6 other people in a room with like 100 or more college kids and the game has you hold the wiimote to the top of your head and do squats really fast.
Well we all heard a big SSHHHHRRIIIIICCCCKKTT!! Sound and then Erron just froze....and then put his back to a wall and asked me to go get my coat...which he tied around his waist. But it was barely enough to cover this insane rip he had over his butt. It stretched over his entire left cheek all the way to the back of his knee. And I laughed so hard. And we had to leave and he had to say goodbye to all the people he was supposed to be helping volunteer for and they were like ''Bye? Why you leavin'?" and all he could say was '' I....split my pants..."
So keeping my beloved forum members in mind....I took this when we got home.
Hope you get some ''Lolz''
But there were computers lining half the room, and projectors and game consoles onthe other side, and inthe middle a huge buffet table with every kind of sugary snack and soda imagineable. There was like a 4' pyramid of pringles cans, and they made a nice arrangement of those huge rice crispies treats. and all kinds of little Debbie cakes and oatmeal cream pies and swedish fish, chips. All for the taking. Bwuahaha. I think I made myelf sick taking advantage of it all. They also gave all teh volunteers pizza before it all started so i had some pretty amazing pizza.
Erron was stationed next to a Wii that had Warioware Smooth Moves on it....this is a game in which it tells you how to hold the wiimote, sometiems where on your body to stick it to, and then you play a mini game and you have 5 seconds to complete it. Its for up to 12 players. Like one minigame you hold the wiimote like a dart and you have 5 seconds to make this hand pick a giant nose. But if you shoot and miss, you loose.
Well sometime around 8PM Erron is playing Smooth Moves with 6 other people in a room with like 100 or more college kids and the game has you hold the wiimote to the top of your head and do squats really fast.
Well we all heard a big SSHHHHRRIIIIICCCCKKTT!! Sound and then Erron just froze....and then put his back to a wall and asked me to go get my coat...which he tied around his waist. But it was barely enough to cover this insane rip he had over his butt. It stretched over his entire left cheek all the way to the back of his knee. And I laughed so hard. And we had to leave and he had to say goodbye to all the people he was supposed to be helping volunteer for and they were like ''Bye? Why you leavin'?" and all he could say was '' I....split my pants..."
So keeping my beloved forum members in mind....I took this when we got home.
Hope you get some ''Lolz''
