A little old lady goes into the store todo some shopping. She is bewildered over the large selection of toiletpaper.
"Pardon me, sir," she says to the storemanager, "but can you explain the differences in all these toiletpapers?"
"Well," he replies pointing out onebrand, "this is as soft as a baby's kiss. It's $1.50 per roll."
He grabs another and says, "This is niceand soft as a bunny, strong but gentle, and it's $1.00 a roll."
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Pointing to the bottom shelf he tellsher, "We call that our No Name brand, and it's 20 cents per roll."
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She comes back about a week later, seeksout the manager and says, "Hey! I've got a name for your No Name toiletpaper. I call it John Wayne."
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"Why?" he asks.
"Because it's rough, it's tough and it don't take crap off anybody!"
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that really made me chuckle!!!! Your use or diagrams is very funny too! 
