The my parents are so old thread...

[bunnyman666]

Daddy is so old that he saw the petrified forest when it was a bunch of saplings.

Daddy is so old that he remembers the Grand Canyon when it was a mere pot hole.

How old are your parents?

 

[Bville]

Our mom and dad are so old they have Roman numerals on their birth certificates. Their first pet was a dinosaur!

~Pepper, Smokey, and Fred

 

[bunnyman666]

Our mom and dad are so old they have Roman numerals on their birth certificates. Their first pet was a dinosaur!

~Pepper, Smokey, and Fred

Wow, that's OLD!!!

Daddy is so old that he saw all of the continents together.

 

[Bville]

You think that's old, my bunny parents have a signed copy of the Bible!

 

[bunnyman666]

Wow, that's old.

My Daddy is so old that he has an autographed picture of the three wise men.

 

[bunnyman666]

Oh oh yeah!!!! I got one:

My Daddy is so old that his birth certificate was chiseled from stone!!!!

 

[Bville]

Hey BunnyMan, I think we're the oldest bunny parents alive since no one else has posted to this thread!

 

[bunnyman666]

Unfortunate, isn't it?

 

[Nancy McClelland]

Daddy is so old his birthstone is lava.

 

[bunnyman666]

Wow, that's old.

My Daddy is so old that he saw the first Christmas.

 

[Sophie's Humble Servant]

My Hoomin is sooooo old, sooo ancient that she saw the universe being borned and calls it the Big BANG!

 

[bunnyman666]

Gee, that's OOOOOOOOOOLD!!!!!