The most embarrassing moment....

[GoinBackToCali]

..... you have ever had...

For me, it's a tossup. Yanno the pantyhose ya don't wear unmentionables with? Hem of my skirt.. tucked in the top of my pantyhose, walked to the front of the church to sit..

Taught me to go to the potty at HOME and not during the middle of the service.


AND...

Teenage awkwardness, my heifer got loose from the Ag Farm, which was right next to the stadium.
She got loose during the Homecoming game, ran through the players, they ran screaming from the field.. in full padding..screaming like girls.

So.. I had to march down to the field, and since I was in the Homecoming court, I was in a dress, and heels. The heifer did not want to be caught.. so in addition to chasing her all over the field IN heels.. once I caught her.. she took off dragging me by her lead rope.. like an old western, cowboy being dragged behind his horse, skirt riding up over my head. Fortunately I was wearing shorts underneath.. (I guess I learned my lesson from the church incident)

I just recalled another one. I am 6ft3, I played the drums in the marching band. The tuba's were right behind us. During a game, the tuba player behind me bent over, knocking me smooth out.. I had to be carted off the field by the medics.

To this day.. people may not recall my name.. but I can say *Tuba Drummer* and they smile knowingly..

It will be on my headstone.. seriously.. no name.. just *Tuba Drummer*.

 

[undergunfire]

This is hilarious! I know you probably don't want people laughing, but I was just picturing everything that happened to you, happening to me, so I could feel like what it would have been like in your shoes.


*wow, I am tired and probably typed the most confusing post ever just then*

 

[GoinBackToCali]

No, really, I laugh when I think about them...so it's ok to laugh.

I started this thread to get people to giggle,, but apparently nobody else has done anything embarrassing..lol

Zin

 

[AngelnSnuffy]

Zin, I thought your post was hilarious. Sorry you had to go through those things, but, it certainly paid off cuz I love your posts. You are a hoot! Even in your blogs, (Note to self, post there:?).

Let's see, one of the best ones of mine was when I walked to school when I was about 10 or 11. Real tall, skinny, lanky girl, big coat, backpack, long, flatskies for shoes:biggrin2:. It's icy/snowy out, I am walking up the alley to the playground, see my small group of friends, say, enthusicastically "Hi guys!"--fall on my butt in the alley, and, I'm sure, not graciously. That, was embarrassing, all the other kids saw it too. To this day, I think of that and just giggle. That had to look hilarious!:shock:

 

[Pipp]

:laugh:

It's tough tomatch those stories, Zin.

All I can say is...

It isn't, of course, but pics would be priceless!

Anyhoo... :nicethread

On a sadder note, I just wrote up three really long ones... and backed it up... and lost the post and the backup.:cry1:

No time for a rewrite. (Didn't really have time for the post).

hwell:

sas :grumpy:

 

[Bassetluv]

Teenage awkwardness, my heifer got loose from the Ag Farm, which was right next to the stadium.
She got loose during the Homecoming game, ran through the players, they ran screaming from the field.. in full padding..screaming like girls.

LOL! I could picture that...all those tough football players running from a heifer! :laugh:



I actually have a few moments of embarrassment, but will only relate one for now. This took place when I was going to junior high back in the early 70s. My friend and I used to walk home for lunch every day, and then return for afternoon classes. One day we were running late and discovered (in the midst of watching tv) that it was ten to one...classes began at one o'clock and the walk to the school was almost 20 minutes long. So we skedaddled out of the house and were running back to school when Lynn suggested we take a shortcut through the Maritime Apartments (housing for naval personnel and their families). To do so meant climbing a six-foot chainlink fence...normally something we wouldn't do, but with the wrath of the teachers impending, we opted to scale the fence. Lynn went over first, climbing to the top and then climbing all the way down the other side. I followed behind her, but once I reached the top decided it would be faster if I just jumped...so I did. Only, I didn't land. My dress had caught on the top of the chainlink and I was left dangling there, hem of my dress up under my armpits and panties flying in the breeze. And to add insult to horror, my now-exposed rear was facing Boland Road...which was still quite heavy with lunchtime traffic. I screamed at my friend to help me get down, my legs and arms flailing helplessly...but she was too busy rolling around on the ground laughing to come to my rescue.

Oh, and the drivers must've thought it was pretty funny too...all I heard behind me was honk after honk of car horns (and I swear, maniacal laughter too)...:?

 

[Luvmyzoocrew]

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Oh my god those were funny,lol, good thing you can laugh at it now.

I dont have any horribly funny ones, most of mine are when i bust my but from falling.

This one wasnt that emabarrising becasue it was only my husband there, but i was in the kitchen all excited to get a bowl of ice cream with jimmies and fudge, i had been waiting all day for this. So i go in the kitchen and make this awesome bowl of ice cream and i am heading to the living room and i had to step over a baby gate. As i go to step over the gate my freaking foot catches the edge and i hit the floor. The ice cream bowl flies across the room to the left, the spoon goes to the left and jimmies are everywhere including on me. So all of a sudden my three dogs come tearing into the dining room to see if i am ok, yeah right, they were licking the jimmies off me and eating the ice cream as i lay on the floor laughing hysterical. Now mind you my hubby is in the living room and never knew any of this happened until he hears me laughing and gets up to see what i was doing, comes into the dinning room where i am still layin on the floor and asks me what the heck i was doing,lol. He is my hero:headsmack

 

[Becknutt]

:laugh:I can see the dogs licking you when he walks in!

I have a pretty embarrasing one and its for ladies eyes only...

When I was 12, I spent summer break with my grandparents who owned a Civil Engineering firm...anyway late one night well after the office is closed we are still there. My grandfather catching up on some paperwork. Well their office is connected to another office and you have to go through this other office to get to the restroom. I wasn't feeling so good and took off to the restroom only to discover that I had gotten my 1st period. Mortified to have to tell my grand dad this, I go back to their office just in time to her police sirens and my grandfather running outside. I had aparently tripped the silent alarm while getting to the restroom...embarrased 12 year old girl had to explain this to the 3 policeMEN and the owner of the other office who raced accross town thinking someone broke in. Then to add icing to the cake had to go "girly product" shopping with him on the way home. I wanted to die. Why couldn't any of them been women?

 

[Thumpers_Mom]

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Sorry guys, I've been laughing sooo hard w/these entries.

I really don't have any embarrasing moments aside from the falling on the butt and the occasional pants ripping when bending down (which happened at least 4 times while working). Noone ever noticed because I had on a long jacket, so I'm sure it wasn't even worth mentioning.:dunno

 

[BlueGiants]

Whooo Boy! Don't think I can top any of these, but there is one "incident" that my husband and friends remind me of annually...

I share a birthday with a very good friend of ours andevery year (since college) we always go outfor dinner and drinks for "our" birthday. Well one year, we had the drinks before dinner and again after dinner... so were feeling pretty good. (My husband was the designated driver!). I had convinced everyone to come back to my house for dessert, cause I had made some homemade pies and everything was ready.... so we got home and everyone was in the living room, I kick off my shoes and go in the kitchen and put some of the desserts on a tray to carry it inside and I walk right into the door jamb! I saved the pies, but broke my toe... and it was standing straight up! So we ALL went to the emergency room to get my toe fixed.... Everyone stayed with me til they set my toe... and to this day, every year on my birthday I get "reminded" about what a klutz I am! Iwas so embarrassed! :embarrassed:

(And if you need an idea of how much I "celebrated" my birthday that night, I didn't need any anethesia or painkillers to set the toe... it didn't hurt until the next day... We don't "celebrate" like that anymore!)

 

[Luvmyzoocrew]

BlueGiants wrote:

I share a birthday with a very good friend of ours andevery year (since college) we always go outfor dinner and drinks for "our" birthday. Well one year, we had the drinks before dinner and again after dinner... so were feeling pretty good. (My husband was the designated driver!). I had convinced everyone to come back to my house for dessert, cause I had made some homemade pies and everything was ready.... so we got home and everyone was in the living room, I kick off my shoes and go in the kitchen and put some of the desserts on a tray to carry it inside and I walk right into the door jamb! I saved the pies, but broke my toe... and it was standing straight up! So we ALL went to the emergency room to get my toe fixed.... Everyone stayed with me til they set my toe... and to this day, every year on my birthday I get "reminded" about what a klutz I am! Iwas so embarrassed! :embarrassed:

OOOOUUUCCCCCHHHHH oh my god my toe hurts just thinking about it