seniorcats
Well-Known Member
After a church service on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, I've decided to become a minister When I grow up."
[size=-1]"That's okay with us, but what made you decide that?"[/size]
[size=-1]"Well," said the little boy, "I have to go to church on Sunday anyway, and I figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell, than to sit and listen." [/size]
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[size=-1]A little girl became restless as the preacher's sermon dragged on and on. Finally, she leaned over to her mother and whispered, "Mommy, if we give him the money now, will he let us go?" [/size]
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[size=-1]A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
[size=-1]One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."[/size]
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The Sunday School Teacher asks, "Now, Johnny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
[size=-1]"No sir," little Johnny replies, "I don't have to. My Mom is a good cook." [/size]
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[size=-1]My Personal Favorite[/size]
[size=-1]A cat died and went to heaven. At the gate, he told God how he had been abused all his life on earth - people swept him with broom, he had no where to sleep, etc. God tells him he is going to make his life very comfortable in heaven. The next day 6 mice came to heaven. They gave God a similar story about their hard life on earth - how they had to be running all the time because cats were constantly chasing them. God tells them he'll make their life comfortable. They ask that he give them skates so that they wouldn't have to do much walking or running anymore. God granted their request, fitting them with skates. A week later God was passing by and found the cat comfortably resting. He asked the cat how things were going. The cat says, "Oh wonderful, God, and those meals on wheels that you have been sending me are delicious
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[size=-1]"That's okay with us, but what made you decide that?"[/size]
[size=-1]"Well," said the little boy, "I have to go to church on Sunday anyway, and I figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell, than to sit and listen." [/size]
[size=-1]******************************************************[/size]
[size=-1]A little girl became restless as the preacher's sermon dragged on and on. Finally, she leaned over to her mother and whispered, "Mommy, if we give him the money now, will he let us go?" [/size]
[size=-1]**********************************************************[/size]
[size=-1]A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
[size=-1]One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."[/size]
***********************************************************
The Sunday School Teacher asks, "Now, Johnny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
[size=-1]"No sir," little Johnny replies, "I don't have to. My Mom is a good cook." [/size]
[size=-1]******************************************************************[/size]
[size=-1]My Personal Favorite[/size]
[size=-1]A cat died and went to heaven. At the gate, he told God how he had been abused all his life on earth - people swept him with broom, he had no where to sleep, etc. God tells him he is going to make his life very comfortable in heaven. The next day 6 mice came to heaven. They gave God a similar story about their hard life on earth - how they had to be running all the time because cats were constantly chasing them. God tells them he'll make their life comfortable. They ask that he give them skates so that they wouldn't have to do much walking or running anymore. God granted their request, fitting them with skates. A week later God was passing by and found the cat comfortably resting. He asked the cat how things were going. The cat says, "Oh wonderful, God, and those meals on wheels that you have been sending me are delicious
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