Stu?

[blwinteler]

Mama sez she is gunna change Groucho's name to Stu if he "chews anover dam cord!"
Why Stu? I don't get it.
Here is wat he chewd and distroid dis week. One is not in da picture 'cause mama got speshul tape to fix it and sez I woodent be abel to post dis if she didunt 'cuz it goed to da modum. She also sez he is lucky 'cuz da big cord he chewd wussent pluggd in. She sez he cooda died. She trys to block da cords, but he keeps getting dem. She is gunna get help getting things put away better and put da cords in pipes. But she cant rite now 'cuz her back hurts lots.

 

[bunnyman666]

Mummers needs food grade tubing on EVERY wire, secured by cable ties. Slit the tubing on the side so that all wires get covered. Tell your mummers to STOP saying "Stu", as it makes my Dumpy angry when people refer to rabbits as "Stu", please?

Thanks,

Trix

 

[pani]

Mama says there is a man at work who makes "Stu" jokes... I don't get it. Who is Stu? Is she talkin' about Groucho? 'Cause his name is Groucho, not Stu! Anyway, mama gets mad when he makes those jokes, but now she just tells him that they are boring and that he has made them all before. Hoomins have weird ways of talking.

I have eated the following cables (mama told me that they are called):
2 x headphone cables
1 x ethernet cable (ethernet? what the heck??)

I wish mama would give me more cables to eat. She says is "dangerous" and "expensive" hobby, I say is "fun". There was a big thick gray cord hanging across the play area yesterday and I ALMOST got it, but mama said "no!" and moved it away. It was attached to a controller thing in her hand while she played something loud on the TV. Lots of CLANG! CLASH! BANG! sword noises. It looked dumb.

~ Felix

 

[Channahs]

I has nommed only one cord in mines life! It was mines mummers phones cords. Den agains I am only almost 5 munts olds...and dis is whats we tinks bout stus.

 

[whiskylollipop]

My mama got a big ugly called "kat" once and she couldn't even stand the kat forums cuz they talks about feeding kats raw meets like rabbits meets! She says Stu is like that. I not really unnerstands.

Also I just asked mama how many cords we is chewed so I can rites it here for the records, but she just puts her paw on her foreheads and shakes it. Whuh? Silly hoomins! I not unnerstands any of thems!

 

[blwinteler]

Are kats like da fuzzy meow we had? I fink i herd mama call her a dumb Kat ones.

 

[whiskylollipop]

I think so! Why hoomins even like kats. Merlin ignored kat but I always had bad feelings about kat. He wuz gonna eat me I knows it. -Sasha

 

[pani]

Oh Sashy! Is good thing the kat is gone, you are far too pretty to get eated. Mama sometimes says she wants a "pug". That sounds dumb.

~ Clementine

 

[blwinteler]

Da fuzzy meow we had lived wif David now, along wif da feather thing. She was dumb. She was afraid of us when wet just tries to say hi. The feather thing was afraid too. But, we both tries to eat it. Anyways, da Kat ate hard food from a bag. I don't fink it is rabbit meet. I fink it is meet flavor cereal. Mama eats cereal, but not meet flavor.