JadeIcing
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Special tax day humor:
This year in the US, there are 7 different ways to file your income
taxes. Unfortunately, all of them are wrong.
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One old adage says the only things certain in life are death & taxes,
Unfortunately, though, they don't come in that order.
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Seems to me the only possible fair tax structure is one that allows
everyone to cheat evenly.
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With the quality of education declining in the US, and even colleges
turning out semi-literate idiots, I understand the IRS is considering
a new simplified tax form where all you have to do is color it in.
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The best things in life are free, but sooner or later the government
will find a way to tax them.
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The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than
golf has.
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There is nothing more permanent than a temporary tax.
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Your check is called "Take Home Pay" because that's the only place
you can afford to go with it after all the taxes are taken out.
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When I look at my pay stub (with all those tax deductions) and then
look at my paycheck, I wish they would let me cash my pay stub.
:biggrin2:!
