GoinBackToCali
Well-Known Member
............OH HI!!!
No I really wasnt nekkid, covered in honey and wearing a tiara, but I was in pajamas, covered in mineral oil, and wearing a bejeweled headband.
Before I tell you why I was in such a predicament, let me give you a little info on me.
Ima froo froo girl... makeup,hairdo, nails and pedicures. Perfumed and matchy matchy right down to my drawers. My mother taught me that you don't even go mow the lawn without a full face of makeup.
The first time I was ever around a showpig of any sort was when my cousin, (by now you people know him as the evil rabbit overlord, Cousin Eddie) let out a 400lb duroc boar at the Ag farm and it came barrelling at me, full gallop, rip roaring and snorting.
My reaction was to climb over a cow, well maybe not climb so much as like in those Asian adventure flicks like Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, I more or less flew with the greatest of ease OVER this cow, on to a HUGE bale of round hay. All the while screaming like a.. well.. a girl. That was 3 years ago.
Flash forward to today. My sons 3 month old HIGH dollar showpig won't eat, and his constipated.. constipated as in he is pooping rabbit pellets, and oinking and straining while he's doing it. We tried everything.. to no avail. So as a last resort, we gave him a Fleet Mineral Oil enema, and shoved mineral oil down his gullet.
He is just laying there, looking so pitiful...so I go to hold him and rub his belly. Down on his level, on my butt. He rewards me with said effort by turning around, coughing, and literally blowing enema and pig poop all over my froo froo self. In the face, in the hair, on the jammies, everywhere. Nice oily poopy. And then as if to say *oh dear laaaaaaaaawd* he snorted, sighed, and laid down on me.
I guess I should be happy.. he is better now... but I have pig poop in places pig poop should not be.
The actual culprit? The pig wasnt hungry, last cold snap my son gave him what he thought was bedding hay. It was the rabbits eating hay. The pig had a 24/7 buffet, hence why he wans't hungry, and because he IS NOT a cow, his system didn't digest it as well, and he was bound up.
So the moral of the story is... never rub a constipated pig's belly if it has the coughs..
No seriously...I hope and PRAY no one tells my husband..
I will NEVER live it down.
Zin
And here's the lil darlin poop machine..
No I really wasnt nekkid, covered in honey and wearing a tiara, but I was in pajamas, covered in mineral oil, and wearing a bejeweled headband.
Before I tell you why I was in such a predicament, let me give you a little info on me.
Ima froo froo girl... makeup,hairdo, nails and pedicures. Perfumed and matchy matchy right down to my drawers. My mother taught me that you don't even go mow the lawn without a full face of makeup.
The first time I was ever around a showpig of any sort was when my cousin, (by now you people know him as the evil rabbit overlord, Cousin Eddie) let out a 400lb duroc boar at the Ag farm and it came barrelling at me, full gallop, rip roaring and snorting.
My reaction was to climb over a cow, well maybe not climb so much as like in those Asian adventure flicks like Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, I more or less flew with the greatest of ease OVER this cow, on to a HUGE bale of round hay. All the while screaming like a.. well.. a girl. That was 3 years ago.
Flash forward to today. My sons 3 month old HIGH dollar showpig won't eat, and his constipated.. constipated as in he is pooping rabbit pellets, and oinking and straining while he's doing it. We tried everything.. to no avail. So as a last resort, we gave him a Fleet Mineral Oil enema, and shoved mineral oil down his gullet.
He is just laying there, looking so pitiful...so I go to hold him and rub his belly. Down on his level, on my butt. He rewards me with said effort by turning around, coughing, and literally blowing enema and pig poop all over my froo froo self. In the face, in the hair, on the jammies, everywhere. Nice oily poopy. And then as if to say *oh dear laaaaaaaaawd* he snorted, sighed, and laid down on me.
I guess I should be happy.. he is better now... but I have pig poop in places pig poop should not be.
The actual culprit? The pig wasnt hungry, last cold snap my son gave him what he thought was bedding hay. It was the rabbits eating hay. The pig had a 24/7 buffet, hence why he wans't hungry, and because he IS NOT a cow, his system didn't digest it as well, and he was bound up.
So the moral of the story is... never rub a constipated pig's belly if it has the coughs..
No seriously...I hope and PRAY no one tells my husband..
I will NEVER live it down.
Zin
And here's the lil darlin poop machine..
