Slippery floor

[Ana_The_Dreamer]

Lately I have been awful grumpy, but today I decided to be nice so I'd get lots of treats and pets! Mama thought I was being so good she took me out in the kitchen and put some blankets down for me to "walk on." I didn't know what she meant by that, but I sure loved chewing on them! While mamas cooked her dinner I binked around and begged for some yummy apple pieces. (She can't say no to my cute face when I want treats) But then she started to walk away! :nonono: I jumped after her but then the soft blankets stopped. Mamas was still far away, chopping up yummies. I had to get those treats. I jumped off the blankets and over the big pillows (She put those up to keep me from "escaping." Hehe. They didn't work.) but the floors got slippery, I flattened out and started to panic! I jumped up on the closest chair then tried to jump up on the big dinner table. But that was slippery too! I scared Mama so much she dropped the stuffs she was doing and ran over to help me, so I jumped into her arms and climbed up on her neck. She didn't like that I gave her lots of scratches. Well I didn't like that nasty "tile" floor or that table! When she put me back down on the chewy blanket I was so mad I thumped a bunch and peed all over them. That'll teach my silly hooman! :disgust:

 

[pani]

Slippery floors are the worstest! Mama has a nice lovely rug for me and Felix to play on, but sometimes I forget that it ends a bit before the couch, so I end up sliding on the tiles and slamming into the couch! Ow!

~ Clementine

 

[whiskylollipop]

I am Sasha the Mini Bear Grylls, and not even slippery floors faze me! I am small and nimble, even on wet shower floors. I terrorize silly Merlin who is too big and fat to dance around on slippery floors like I do. Mweahehehehehehehhe!!

 

[pani]

How do you do that Sashy? The tiles are soooo slippery! And why do you terrorise your other bun?? I love to be nice to Felix because he grooms me and snuggles!! You should snuggle your fat Merlin!

~ Clementine

 

[whiskylollipop]

Well you see, I am Sasha the Mini Bear Grylls. I can do anythings. Mummy thinks it's because I used to be an outside bun, and Merlin spent his whole life walking on her carpets. But no, it is my pure superiority.

Maybe your Felix is a gentlebun Clemmie, but Merlin is NOT. He doesn't respect mah authoritah! They calls me Queen Naja Seraphina, you know. Queen Naja Seraphina the Mini Bear Grylls. How can that silly bun not worship me?? Even the hoomins groom my head furs respectfully all the time!

 

[blwinteler]

Oh noes! Mama is moving to a place wif hard floors in a cupple munfs and we are worried about bunny 500s. She says she'll get rugs but we aren't sure she'll get enuff. Will we survive? I can just see Groucho slamming into the wall (hehe. That is kinda funny though) and getting hurt (not so funny).

 

[BunnySilver]

Oh no slippery floors are the worst! My hoomans house has slippery floors that they call "wood" almost everywhere. She has rugs for me to play on downstairs but sometimes I justs want to explore. The worst part is when somebody you don't like comes by you on slippery floors. Then I will race back and skid across the floor.

The little boy who also lives here laughs at me when I bumps into walls doing bunny 500's. Humph. Not funny. At my hoomans other house that I went to once, thee were hardly ANY slippery floors. It was awesome and I exploreds everywhere.

-Silver

 

[Apebull]

I haz half slippery floors and half not slippery. Iz learned if I run and jump on de rug thingie between de to I can get it so slide me into de slippery area. Den I can go de rest of de way. If I is running do have to stop early or I hit my litterbox and food. But it's ok. I do my bunny 500 and binkies on de not slippery area.