Ransom Note

[MyBabyBunnies]

If you guys hand over all your rabbits to me, Iwill gladly post more pictures of my babies! Otherwise, I just may haveto with hold any further stories and picture of my baby boys.The choice is yours!

 

[BunnyMommy]

Nope!Hands off my Sherman and GIMME BACK my Mochs and Spicer!!!!

 

[m.e.]

Never...:X I say we mount acounter-offensive and take Mocha and Spice for ourselves. Who'swith me?!!!!

 

[BunnyMommy]

Count me in,M.E.!!!!!!!

 

[m.e.]

I suppose if you really wanted mybunnies, you could have them when they're not their adorable, wellbehaved, kitten-snuggling selves, but otherwise: they'remine!!

Who else wants in?

 

[u8myhouse]

Does that mean I get Rex...?

~Christine~

 

[m.e.]

Rex is an angel. He circles my feet,always wants to be involved in what I'm doing (i.e. climbing in my lapand/or chewing at my pants), and loves to be snuggled. Nu-uh, he'smine. Allll mine. I thought we were going to kidnap Mocha andSpice...:X

 

[u8myhouse]

Mocha and Spice seem quite hapy where they are...And I can't kidnap them. They live to far away and I get motionsickness. Your rabbits on the other hand are nice and close and Rexliked me more than you during the pre-Peanut days.... So I can stealhim.... And a certain kitten who will remain unnamed.

~Christine~

 

[BunnyMommy]

Hmmmmm ... wait a minute now ... I don't rememberreading all of this press about Rex...

* adds Rex to the "bunny nap" list *

:shock:

 

[m.e.]

:shock:

Oh, I see how it is now...:X Am I going to have to protect my bunniesfrom your bunny-napping ways? Rex, and his lovely, oh-so pettable Rexfur will be staying with me. And Peanut...*clamps hand over mouth*

Maybe I should stop now. Yes, they're really not as wonderful as I makethem out to be you know. Bunnies only their mother could love

*locks doors and windows*

 

[BunnyMommy]

 

[u8myhouse]

Locking your doors and windows won't help you now... There are other ways to get them...

~Christine~

 

[BunnyMommy]

 

[dreamgal042]

hey! diabolical plans to steal bunnies are myideas! *pfft, amateurs* wheres your bright orange ski masks with anexcuse that they were out of black?? wheres your block of wood? wheresyour egg salad sammich?? best leave the bunny-napping planning to anexpert...i learn from the best *looks over to see Ivory trying to breakfrom his cage*

 

[m.e.]

:shock:

Un-be-leavable *blocks entrances to crawlspace*

Nope, nope, nope, you wouldn't want these bunnies. I mean, Rex's fur isnot that soft...and Peanut only wants to snuggle most ofthe time. They're a lot of work, what with demanding attention all thetime. Have I mentioned they like to be underfoot? That's dangerous, youknow, I'm just looking out for your safety.



Sooooooooo...Mocha and Spice....

*buys security system*

 

[MyBabyBunnies]

You all really don't want my boys! I mean Spiceis just the worst! He chews on everything, pees on every corner, bitespeople! He eats you out of house and home! Now do you really want tolive with that little white monster?! I think not.

As for Mocha, well you'll be begging me to take him back in a few days!

 

[BunnyMommy]

Laura, no way I'm going to allow you to besmirch the good names of my SWEET, precious babies!!!

Spicer and Mochs, get your things packed, dumplin's.BunnyMommy is coming forya'!!!!!

 

[MyBabyBunnies]

No you don't, they're mine! All mine!

*Grabs Sherman, Rex, and Peanut and then runs off.*

How could anyone but a mother love this face?

 

[BunnyMommy]

Oh, oh, oh!!!!!!! Look at mysweetie!!!!...

How I love my Spicer!

 

[MyBabyBunnies]