TinysMom
Well-Known Member
I ordered some stuff from a store on Ebay and paid for it yesterday. I received a shipping notice today...but here is what the "staff" added to the shipping notice..
We are thrilled to inform you that your order from Mother Turista's Toys
& Gifts is on its way to your loving arms!
Our staff have added the following comments:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Your order was taken gently from our shelves with sterilized
contamination-free gloves and placed lovingly onto a satin pillow. This
very special pillow was held by one of the finest of Santa Fe's 6,387
psychics, while channeling Elvis. He crooned and shed a tear, making
this a priceless piece of goods.
A team of five cats and five dogs inspected your product to make sure it
was in the best possible condition before shipping.
Our Packing Specialist lit a candle and a hush fell over the entire
Mother Turista's staff of well-trained cats and dogs as he checked for
any stray dog or cat hairs before putting your product into the finest
packaging that money can’t buy.
We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards complete with party hats,
and the whole staff (including the five cats and five dogs who are
really the ones in charge) are set to march around the fabulous Santa Fe
Plaza where the entire City of Santa Fe (including Mariachi Bands) will
wave Bienvenidos to your package.
We hope you had a wonderful time shopping with us. We sure did enjoy
receiving your order. Your picture is on our wall as Customer Of The
Year. We are all exhausted but can hardly wait for you to come back to
shop with us again soon. [/code]The store is:
Mother Turista's Toys & Gifts
[/code]
We are thrilled to inform you that your order from Mother Turista's Toys
& Gifts is on its way to your loving arms!
Our staff have added the following comments:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Your order was taken gently from our shelves with sterilized
contamination-free gloves and placed lovingly onto a satin pillow. This
very special pillow was held by one of the finest of Santa Fe's 6,387
psychics, while channeling Elvis. He crooned and shed a tear, making
this a priceless piece of goods.
A team of five cats and five dogs inspected your product to make sure it
was in the best possible condition before shipping.
Our Packing Specialist lit a candle and a hush fell over the entire
Mother Turista's staff of well-trained cats and dogs as he checked for
any stray dog or cat hairs before putting your product into the finest
packaging that money can’t buy.
We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards complete with party hats,
and the whole staff (including the five cats and five dogs who are
really the ones in charge) are set to march around the fabulous Santa Fe
Plaza where the entire City of Santa Fe (including Mariachi Bands) will
wave Bienvenidos to your package.
We hope you had a wonderful time shopping with us. We sure did enjoy
receiving your order. Your picture is on our wall as Customer Of The
Year. We are all exhausted but can hardly wait for you to come back to
shop with us again soon. [/code]The store is:
Mother Turista's Toys & Gifts
[/code]
