New Virus Alert! (humans not computers)

[seniorcats]

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a
highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted
orally, by hand, and even electronically.


This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you
receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via
any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your
private life completely.


If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer
Extract ( WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.


You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If
you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK
is controlling your life.

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[Wabbitdad12]

AAAAAAH I am infected! Must...get...to...liquor store...I mean pharmacy at once!

 

[BlueGiants]

:roflmao: Oh, I needed a good laugh! (I think I need the antidote too!)

 

[FallingStar]

Oh, wow! I was scared there for a second. That's a good one SeniorCats.

:roflmao:

 

[slavetoabunny]

Oh my!!! I'm sure I'm coming down with it. I better get home right now.:imsick:

 

[Becca]

Oh gosh a bit scared :?

Becca

 

[kirst3buns]

I definitely have it. Please keep me in your thoughts until I can located the antidote. I'm thinking by Friday evening it should clear up a bit but I expect a relapse on Monday morning :sigh:

 

[Aina]

UPDATE: A correlation has been made between people who have WORK and people who have Just Over Broke Syndrome (JOBS). The CDC is looking in to the matter.



(Heh, I have a friend who needs this. He hates his JOB. It has become one of those three letter cuss words like TAX)