Mommy called me bad...

[audrinasmommy88]

Olivia here! Mommy is vewy mad at me. She let me out of my cage dis mowning and I chewed a hole in her favobwit sweater. The I pooped on the cowch. I know Im not supposed to be on the cowch, but its so comfy. Her sweater tasted so good and she left in on the floor. It was fun to play with too because its so soft She said she got the sweater for chwistmas. I thought it was a blanket for me to lay on. She puts a blanket in my cage that feels just like it. She didnt give me my treat when she put me in the cage eeever. Now Im mad at her. She said somefing about Princesses dont get treats when they are bad. I think she better give me a treat or im not playing wiff her anymore :X

 

[MiniLopHop]

Olivia- I also think it is her fault for leaving the sweater on the floor. Afterall, the floor is ours! I bit holes in the butt of daddy's new pants trying to get them off my floor and he got mad at me too because he didn't see the holes until he was working *snickers* He has been much better about not cluttering up the floor since then. We just have to train our humans to behave themselves.

I know you havn't had your big girl operation yet. The urge to mark your couch will be less then. I thought I had to poo under everything I could get under in my house plus all the corners before my boy bits went away. Now momma says I'm a good boy.

As for the treats, that is totally unacceptable. Do you have a cat at your disposal? I have found them to be great alies. They can jump even higher than us to reach the stash of goodies, knock it down, and then we share. My cat likes to eat things like crasins too! I think my momma has caught on though because now we can not get past the evil "jar" with a "lid".

I say THUMP! Thump like you have never thumped before until you are given your due treats!

*nose bonks* Gary

 

[audrinasmommy88]

I love the story about your daddy. Thats what he gets for leaving his pants out. I wouldve done the same thing I agwee with you. The floor is mine and it is her fault. But, of couwse she doesnt see it that way. And the alie is a great idea. You are so smart Gary. I have 2 kitties here. And they are my buds. Its time to start talking to them. I started thumping and she came and gave me some pellets. But she said 'NO TREATS". I really want my apples. But I know that if I run up and down the front of my cage when she walks by she will give in. She cant resiste me for too long Im just too cute I guess I need to be nice because mommy went to some place called the Emergency Room last night and she came home very sleepy and giggly. I heard daddy on the phone with my grandma and he said something about mommy having a thing called a kidney stone and they gave her something called Morphine. I didnt see her the rest of the night after that. But Daddy took me out and gave me lost of nose rubs I like when he does that

 

[MiniLopHop]

Oh no! Iz neber good when mommies are sick! I hope she feels better today! You should give her some slack today. It is hard to resist such a pretty girl as yourself. Nose rubbs are very good

 

[audrinasmommy88]

No its not good when mommies are sick. She does her best to take care of me when she doesnt feel good. Shes the kind of mommy who doesnt like to ask for help when shes sick. She pwushes herself til she cant take it anymore and then she really feels sick. Daddy gets on her about it all the time. But it was nice to spend some time with him last night. I guess I need to apologize to mommy...then maybe ill get some treats

 

[MiniLopHop]

Yeah, my mommy is like dat too. She has pain issues if she does too much, but she keeps doin it. Last night daddy yelled at her for doin all the litter boxes the same day. She saiz he can do some too

I volunteered to have our box skipped, but she didn't listen. I hate it when she steals my poops!

Do you ever get to lay in bed wif mommy when she dont feel good? Becky likes to even get under da covers, but I lay on tops of her to make her feel better stroking my soft fur. Perwhaps dat might get you treats? Appologizing might be a good idea.... this time

 

[audrinasmommy88]

She does let me lay in bed with her alot. Even when she doesnt fweel good. She says she just loves petting my fur becawse is so sowft. Maybe she will come get me out of the dungeon in a little while

 

[LakeCondo]

I'm sure she did not mean to call you bad, Olivia. She meant that what you did was bad. But I must agree that, if she left it on the floor, it was mostly her fault. But, Olivia, if YOU knocked it on the floor, then it was your fault. And if she is sick, then you picked a bad time to do your chewing, didn't you?

 

[audrinasmommy88]

Yes I did pick a bad time to chew. But, mommy let me out of the dungeon and let me lay wif her for a while. That was nice of her. I kisses her and said I was sorry