Mergers and Investments//Joke

[seniorcats]

For all you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG Bucks. Watch for these consolidations in the upcoming times.
1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2. PolyGram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become:
Poly, Warner Cracker.
3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMM Good.
4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.
5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS and become: FedUP.
6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.
7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.
8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!!!
and finally --
9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name: TittyTittyBangBang.

 

[TinysMom]

And the one my dad told me about years ago (and my mom believed him at first)....

The two grocery store chains of Stop & Shop and A & P were merging to become...

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[Pet_Bunny]

What's going to happen in the economic forecast.

1. The plan will be approved.

2. Interest rates will drop.

3. Lower gasoline prices.

4. Stability in the price of homes.

Of course I'm just j/k.

"The only certain thing in lifeis Death and Taxes," from the movie, Meet Joe Black.