Jokes

[JadeIcing]

"Doctor, doctor! You've gotta help me!" cried the scared woman.
"I have a piece of lettuce stuck in my ear!"

"That looks nasty," commented the nurse.

"Nasty?!?" replied the doctor. "You haven't seen anything yet."

"What do you mean?" asked the nurse and alarmed patient in unison.

"This is just the tip of the iceberg!" replied the doctor.

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During a phone conversation, my niece mentioned that she was taking a
psychology course at university.

"Oh, great," I said, "I bet now you'll be analyzing me."

"No, no," she replied. "I don't take abnormal psychology until next
semester."

 

[Becca]

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

 

[Pet_Bunny]

:stikpoke

 

[fwilson675]

nice one. listen 2 dis...

a worried man runs in and says, 'doctor, doctor i think i need glasses.' Doc replies, ' you certainly do, this is a restaurant.' Ha Ha :biggrin2::biggrin2::biggrin2::biggrin2:

 

[fwilson675]

hi bbzs wdc talk 2 me im looking 4 someone 2 talk 2 plz

 

[fwilson675]

hi talk 2 me u must no irishlops shes friends wif nearly everyone including me. im in her class and shes my bffl. i want another one if u would like 2 be it plz.........ray:ray:ray:ray:ray:ray:ray:ray:

 

[irishlops]

fiona, how am i friends with nearly every one?
in person, like in derry, i only have you and bradley?
on here its only like 3 really good bs=est friends. well amke that 5 then there is lots of friendly people.
ps. come ion more often, it will be some craic