Joke

[JadeIcing]

After a long and serious operation, Lena ended up in a coma. Try as

they might, the doctors just couldn't bring her out of it. When her
husband

Ralph came into the intensive care unit to see her, the doctors gave
him

the bad news. "We just can't wake her. It doesn't look good I'm
afraid,"

the doctor told Ralph in a quiet somber voice. Ralph looked at Lena and

with a soft trembling voice said "But doctor, she's so young. She's

only 45." "37," came the weak reply from Lena.

 

[NZminilops]

:biggrin2:

Got any more?

 

[LadyBug]

haha! i secound that^; got any more!?!?!?!

 

[JadeIcing]

Umm not for the forum.:shock:

 

[Wabbitdad12]

I hope you don't mind, but here is one of my favorites.

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves.
The lad asked, "What is this, father?"
The father, having never seen an elevator, responded, "I have no idea what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched as small circles lit up above the walls.
The walls opened up again and a beautiful twenty-four-year-old woman stepped out.
The father looked at his son anxiously and said, "Go get your mother."

 

[slavetoabunny]

:roflmao: Good one, LOL!!!!

 

[JadeIcing]

A man was driving down the road and broke down near a monastery. He
went to the monastery and knocked on the door. An elderly monk
answered the door, and he said, "My car broke down. Do you think I
could stay the night?"

The monks graciously welcomed him into the monastery, fed him
dinner,
even fixed his car. As the man tried to fall asleep, he heard a
strange sound.

The next morning, he asked the monks what the sound was, but they
said, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk."

The man was disappointed, but thanked them and went on his way.

Some years later, the same man broke down in front of the same
monastery. The monks welcomed him, fed him, even fixed his car.
That
night, he heard the same strange noise that he had heard years
earlier.

The next morning, he asked what the noise was, but the monks
replied, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk."

The man said, "All right, all right. I'm dying to know. How do I
become a monk?"

The monks replied, "You must travel the Earth and tell us how many
blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When
you find these numbers, you will become a monk."

The man set about his task. Forty-five years later, he returned and
knocked on the door of the monastery. He said, "I have traveled the
Earth and have found what you have asked for. There are
145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand
pebbles on the Earth."

The monks replied, "Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall
now
show you the way to the sound."

The monks led the man to a wooden door, where the head monk
said, "The sound is right behind that door."

The man reached for the knob, but the door was locked. He said,
"Real
funny. May I have the key?" The monks gave him the key, and he
opened
the door. Behind the wooden door was another door made of stone. The
man demanded the key to the stone door. The monks gave him the key,
and he opened it, only to find a door made of ruby. He demanded
another key from the monks, who provided it. Behind that door was
another door, this one made of sapphire. So it went until the man
had
gone through doors of emerald, silver, topaz, and amethyst.

Finally, the monks said, "This is the last key to the last door."

The man was relieved to no end. He unlocked the door, turned the
knob, and behind that door he was amazed to find the source of that
strange sound.

But I can't tell you what it was because you're not a monk.

 

[Wabbitdad12]

Good one!:laugh:

 

[pinksalamander]

That monk joke reminds me of one of my favourite jokes, dubbed by my friends as the 'Cabbage Joke'. Its a joke that is only funny if you are hearing it be told to another person. I don't know whether or not I should really grace you with its awesomeness, it might just be too amazing for you to actually laugh at....

Fran :hearts :brownbunny

 

[slavetoabunny]

ullhair:Good joke, but how do I become a monk so I know what the noise is?

 

[Brandy456]

slavetoabunny wrote:

ullhair:Good joke, but how do I become a monk so I know what the noise is?

Thats exactly whatI was thinkingg