seniorcats
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Three Men on a Hike
Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a largeraging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first manprayed:
'God, please give me the strength to cross the river.'
Poof! ... God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swimacross in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.
After witnessing that, the second man prayed:
'God, please give mestrength and the tools to cross the river.'
Poof! .. God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and hewas able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.
Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: 'God,please give me the strength, the tools, and the intelligence to cross theriver.'
Poof! .. He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked onehundred yards upstream, and walked across the bridge.
'If at first you don't succeed, do it the way your wife told you!'
Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a largeraging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first manprayed:
'God, please give me the strength to cross the river.'
Poof! ... God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swimacross in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.
After witnessing that, the second man prayed:
'God, please give mestrength and the tools to cross the river.'
Poof! .. God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and hewas able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.
Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: 'God,please give me the strength, the tools, and the intelligence to cross theriver.'
Poof! .. He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked onehundred yards upstream, and walked across the bridge.
'If at first you don't succeed, do it the way your wife told you!'
