I'm mad at mama

[blwinteler]

Dis is da last straw. About a week or so ago mama made us have butt baffs. Bugsy forgived her, but I didunt because I was gettin treets from da boi when she grabded me and put my butt in da sink. I wasunt dun bein mad at her yet and when she sed it was cage time I wasunt reddy, so I hids under da cowch where she couldunt get me. She pushed me out neway and den grabded me. I maded da missedsteak of curling up in a ball insted of kicking and she desided to trim my furs sayin it was matted. So what? Deys my matts. I was keepin 'em dere! Den, she tries to give me Crazins, but I showd her. I didunt have ne. When she putted my in da cage, she put dem in da bowl. I eated dem when she wussunt looking. When she brought Bugsy to da cage, he was a littel grumpy about getting trims but he forgived her! Dopey Bugsy. I turned my back on her and ignored her. I'm gunna ignore her forevers. She sais she is sad and wants me to luvs her agin, but I'm not gunna a'cus dis was too much. I am too mad at her.

Groucho
:bunnybutt:

 

[whiskylollipop]

I knows! The other time I thot I would look slammin in some cool dreadlocks so I started mattings my fur so it would grow in dreads. I didn't even gets to finish, only gotted some of my butt furs done, when mummy gave me a butt baff and snipped off my baby dreads! I was so mad! So now I just has a lame fluffy hairdo. Hmph.

I forgived mummy. But it took da whole day of bunny butts before I did.

-Merwin

 

[blwinteler]

Only a day? No. Imma be mad at mama forevers!

 

[bunnyman666]

Trix here-

Your mummers needs you. Yes, you were trying to sport some crazy bum furs. Your mummers wants what's best for you. Listen to your elder. Humans are old and weird, but they love us. Give your mummers a lick or twenty.

 

[ChocoClover]

I lost my tail. My mommy was totally freaking out, but I didn't really care. I wanted a short lil tail anyways. Then she had to go and feel around my backside and cut off a bunch of fur! I was pretty mad and gave her a nip. Se didn't listen though. She said I had mats and cut off all the fur on my backside! Now I look bad for the ladies! I liked my long butt hair.

 

[blwinteler]

I forgived her. Bugsy talked me into it. He sed I was missin out on treets. So, when she was givin him treets, I bumped her and said gimme sum too. She gave me lots, but not enuff for my trama. But is ok. I heer shes leevin soon and the big guy David will be watchin us. I dussent no what I thinks ov him, but maybe he gives lots of treets and won't pick me up for butt baffs or clipping my bootiful fur.

 

[bunnyman666]

Glad you forgived your mummers.

Remember, there are a lot of stupid humans that don't give us treats and are really, really mean to our kind. Give your mummers lots of licks.

 

[pani]

When I'm mad at mama, I still eat treats from her, but I flick my legs when I run away! Mama calls me "sassy bunny"! What is "sassy"?

~ Clementine