I think I need an intervention...

[GoinBackToCali]

Yanno.. I know there's somethin not right with me..seriously.

I ain't right..



I went to practice tonight.... and for those of ya'll unfamiliar with what flat track roller derby is.. here is a sampling..These are the Texas Rollergirls, who will be holding our Boot Camp in Austin in December.



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So I only fell once, mostly because i'm faster than everybody else, and a better skater, so everybody else spent the majority of their time pickin' themselves up.

So needless to say, I was pumped on adreneline when me and Squidz left the rink.

We stopped at McDonald's for a Happy Meal for Christian. (Blake's still in the Hospital and Rick takes the night shift with him, has to do with the silt in his lungs and antibiotics and scarring..anyway.) All I have is a $100. They demand to see my license. They have a sign and a lil portable USB copier in the drive thru. The sign says they are going to run a copy of my DL off since I will be paying with a $100.

Wrong Tatertot.

I politely ask to speak to the manager.

The girl HOLLERS back *We got a joker in the DT tryin to pay with a $100 and is demandin to speak to a manager.*

I know you didn't..

Oh yes... she did.... she totally did.

The manager immediately strolls up with an attitude.

An attitude to clash with my roller girl persona. Let's roll darlin.

She hands me back my my bill and proceeds to tell me I can leave because the new $100 bills are now being counterfeited and it's policy to make copies of DL's. I tell her their are 3 markers to indicate a true $100 bill, and if she is that stupid of a Vidorian she can't tell, she ought not to be workin in the public.

Ok I lie.. a few other words peppered my speech.. started with a C...

But she started it.

And then she proceeded to just keep on yah yah'ing back and forth like a ninnie, and when I finally told her she was too stupid to get a real job that required effort instead of copying people's DL's, because there is nine kinds of info that can be garnered off a DL.. and frankly, MIckey'D's doesn't pay there employee's enough, nor provide enough security to guarantee that my DL info won't be boosted by one of their poorly paid employee's and commit Identity Theft, and in fact, their crappy lil Happy Meal wasn't that freakin good.. she pulled out her cell to call the police on me..

I started to recite the number to the po po to her.. she put her phone up.

My husband?

He is giggling like an IDIOT...*Yanno why we don't have gun's in Oz love? Cause we can throw a celly like a boomerang, want me to knock her out for ya with yer IPhone?*

Shut up... seriously...

So we go to Burger King.. wow.. they take my money.. orders right, they have smiles, and the foods fresh..

Imagine that.

So on the way home, we stop at the rink by my house to ask my friend that owns it if I can skate when its closed. He waits in the H2..as I am standing there talking to my friend, a total baseball mom walks up, looks at me like im garbage, like I am not even talking, waves her money in front of my face across to my friend and says *I need $5 in quarters.*

Oh no she didn't..

Yes.. she did.. she totally did....

The whole time my friend is stoked about rollergirls and is going on and on about me bringin' the rest of the girls in..so baseball mom hears and decides to give me an even more in depth look over.

Let me describe what I am wearing for you...striped knee socks.. a plaid schoolgirl skirt, Rosie the Riveteer bandanna on my head, nose, lip and eyebrow pierced. Roller girl t shirt, blood red lips, knee and elbow pads still on, and hand warmers. Pretty heavy black eyeliner.

Yeah ima freak. It's the rollergirl look.. I don't wear it 24/7.. just to skate.. geez.

She's looking at me with abject horror and disgust. I am the devil incarnate.

I can't help it. I swear. She's staring.... and it just comes out.

I get like 4 inches from her face.. throw my hands up in a waving motion, and scream BOOGEDY BOOGEDY BOOGEDY!!!

Her mouth drops and she literally runs off, without her change. My friend falls off her stool laughing at me.

So I go to leave, and this big swaggerring, staggering redneck has PLENTY of room to walk well around me. And my husband, by habit, see's it comin, and it prepared to hop out of the ride and intervene for the man about to run into me. (Rednecks here have no respect for women and have no problem runnin em down, and if your not a redneck yourself, or at least appear to be one, then your lower than garbage)

So I started to move. Keyword.. started. He staggered right into me, thinking the lil gothling would cower.

The lil gothling HIPCHECKED his country butt. Sent him flying literally 3 feet.

I never turned to see his reaction, just kept walking. Russell said he stopped and turned, never said a word, and all his friends stopped and watched me walk off and hop into the Hummer.

Rollergirls...

I stand by my original statement..

 

[BlueCamasRabbitry]

:laugh:Wow! lol.

McDonalds employees sure know how to piss off their customers....!! I hate it when they can't even get your orders right!

That's funny that Burger King took your $100 bill but McDonalds didn't....gosh how dumb; I wonder how many people have actually let McD take their drivers license and copy it?! psh lol. :craziness

Where at was Burger King from Mickey's? I have a DQ right across from Mickey's, so the employees would of surely seen me driving over there and gettin' food with no problem for $100 lol.

Sounds to me like you had enough people & money problems for everyone. lol.

I love reading your stories!!!!

Might I ask, cuz i didn't know this until I read your post, why is Blake in the hospital?

Emily

 

[Brandy456]

By hipchecked you mean you BootyBumped him ?

Lool.

Mcdonalds employee's are horrible. I once asked for a mcchicken with no tomoatoees.. I got a mcchicken with garlic mayo and extra tomatoes.. I dint even know they had garlic mayo!. lol

 

[GoinBackToCali]

Ok.. had enough....years worth....*searches for iggy button*...lol

 

[Brandy456]

Isn't it illegal for them to refuse if they have a bill checker ( which they do )

If she would of called the cops it would of backfired

 

[naturestee]

All I've got to say is, Roller Girls rock my world. That and the Beerleaders, which are the punk/goth not-cheerleaders for theMilwaukee Roller Girls teams.

Therefore, Zin, you rock my world.

 

[NZminilops]

You don't need an intervention, you need an Anger Management Course .

 

[Luvr of Wabbits and Polar Bears]

HEY i work for McD's in Saskatoon. What u got was the Crispy Classic. LOL.

Things run differen't in the states than in canada. We have alot of HS students that work after 4 here i know some of them have an attitude i can sometimes too. Alot of people would be stupid enought to give there license to be copyed but thats a states thing. At our store the crew need someone higher up than them to check the $50 and $100's. If a counterfit bill gets thru well we just take the company takes a loss. I don't know much about your American bills but i know that they r changing the way the look so they are less likely to counterfit. Every place should train there staff to watch for counterfit but they don't.

Brandy456 wrote:

Mcdonalds employee's are horrible. I once asked for a mcchicken with no tomoatoees.. I got a mcchicken with garlic mayo and extra tomatoes.. I dint even know they had garlic mayo!. lol

 

[Brandy456]

Luvr of Wabbits and Polar Bears wrote:

HEY i work for McD's in Saskatoon. What u got was the Crispy Classic. LOL.

Things run differen't in the states than in canada. We have alot of HS students that work after 4 here i know some of them have an attitude i can sometimes too. Alot of people would be stupid enought to give there license to be copyed but thats a states thing. At our store the crew need someone higher up than them to check the $50 and $100's. If a counterfit bill gets thru well we just take the company takes a loss. I don't know much about your American bills but i know that they r changing the way the look so they are less likely to counterfit. Every place should train there staff to watch for counterfit but they don't.

Brandy456 wrote:

Mcdonalds employee's are horrible. I once asked for a mcchicken with no tomoatoees.. I got a mcchicken with garlic mayo and extra tomatoes.. I dint even know they had garlic mayo!. lol

But if they have counterfit money ditectors.. why don't they use it. And siriously.. McD's wouldnt know a diffrence in losing 100$ .

Oh.. But i wanted my Mcchicken.

 

[Luvr of Wabbits and Polar Bears]

Not all stores have counterfit decters. All u had to do was call the store about your chicken and would gave a code to get a new one later.

 

[Brandy456]

Luvr of Wabbits and Polar Bears wrote:

Not all stores have counterfit decters. All u had to do was call the store about your chicken and would gave a code to get a new one later.

Oh.. Well they should so Zin could of gotten a HappyMeal.

:biggrin2:

 

[Luvr of Wabbits and Polar Bears]

Just thinking to my self but what good would it do to photo copy someones Driver's License at McD. The only way that would make sense if they kept the copy attached to bill. Which would be a pain to do. Cause once they count the tills the License will have to removed from the bill so it's very possible that it won't get put back with the same bill.

And i can why she wouldn't let them do it. Cause u don't know that it won't fall into the wrongs hands. Cause they don't pay us enought to put up with SH*T that we do. I was a manger once and there was alot we had to do. I still think we are underpaid. In the area i live in and work it's the best there is alot of trouble that walks in and the manager have to handle it. They aren't given enough Training to do there job properly but that doesn't mean that have to be rude.

 

[gentle giants]

Luvr of Wabbits and Polar Bears wrote:

Cause they don't pay us enought to put up with SH*T that we do. I was a manger once and there was alot we had to do. I still think we are underpaid. In the area i live in and work it's the best there is alot of trouble that walks in and the manager have to handle it. They aren't given enough Training to do there job properly but that doesn't mean that have to be rude.

That's true. Although I think you would probably need some sort of riot control training to be able to deal with some of the people that come into our Mickey's at least, LOL. Plus, and no offense to you, because I worked at a McD's too once apon a time, the only requirment you have to fulfill to work there is to have a pulse, LOL. Which is why they tend to get some employees with bad 'tudes.

Zin-I gotta tell you, the image of you yelling Boogedy boogedy boogedy!! at that rude woman had me in tears! My DH thought I had lost my mind, I was laughing so hard.

 

[Brandy456]

gentle giants wrote:

Luvr of Wabbits and Polar Bears wrote:

Cause they don't pay us enought to put up with SH*T that we do. I was a manger once and there was alot we had to do. I still think we are underpaid. In the area i live in and work it's the best there is alot of trouble that walks in and the manager have to handle it. They aren't given enough Training to do there job properly but that doesn't mean that have to be rude.

That's true. Although I think you would probably need some sort of riot control training to be able to deal with some of the people that come into our Mickey's at least, LOL. Plus, and no offense to you, because I worked at a McD's too once apon a time, the only requirment you have to fulfill to work there is to have a pulse, LOL. Which is why they tend to get some employees with bad 'tudes.

Zin-I gotta tell you, the image of you yelling Boogedy boogedy boogedy!! at that rude woman had me in tears! My DH thought I had lost my mind, I was laughing so hard.

Me too.. lol. Sparky ran away.

But Zin please tell me you also raised you're hands and did the finger thing.