I have yet to decide the fate of my son...

[GoinBackToCali]

So for the past 2 weeks it's been nothing but "Abby sez.. and Abby likes and Abby wants and Abby wears and Abby has...*

ABBY ABBY ABBBBBBBBBY!!!!!!!!!



I just felt vaguely like Jan Brady for some reason...

He even talks to this girl until like 11 o' clock... when I notice he's still awake and cut it off...

So I roll up to the school Friday afternoon and Abby is hugging all over him. Blake is now right at 6ft3 and 15.. I have been told by all his friends and him that Abby is 16.

Abby comes up to my truck, she is literally an inch taller than Miranda, Jarred's sister. So she's 4ft11.

She has the most ginormous augmented rack I have ever seen in my life. She's so petite and their just hanging there like the deployed airbags on a crashed Jetta.

So she comes beboppin over to the windowand shes on her tippytoes, which basically puts her *ladyberries* balancing on the door.

I swear.. I literally had my finger on the button.. I soooooooooooo wanted to squish em in the window.. pop em... and drive off down the road.. with her dangling off the side of my truck.

*Hi Ms. BlakeyPoo's Mommy.. I just luvs me sums of yer son.. he's such a big sessy redneck*

"Blake... git in the truck RIGHT NOW!"

We don't say a word the rest of the way home.

The topper.. Blake had a game Friday night..another Mom turned to me and said *Your a better woman than I am, I would kill any 19 year old girl that was dating my 15 year old son..*

*Uh.. I was told Abby was 16...*

*Oh no m'am..Abby and my girl Breezy were in Pre-K together and shes 19..*

'Bout that time Blake turns around from the sidelines to get a thumbs up and a *atta boy* from me and Squidz...what he got was me mouthing "19"

What I got from him was a look of terror and what I read from his mouth is not able to be posted here.

He has yet to come out of his room except to pee and get a quick bite..

I am trying to decide what to do with him..

 

[NorthernAutumn]

:roflmao:... seriously, BUSTED!!!!

I have no advice...


... BUSTED!!!!


I'm sure he got mad props from his boys, but .... BUSTED!!!!
(there goes that whole saving it for marriage concept right there... mmm, silicon airbags!)

 

[NZminilops]

Have him neutered?

 

[NorthernAutumn]

Yeah, neutering might be the way to go... Otherwise, I hope you've got your mom-approved talk ready to go.

 

[Bo B Bunny]

A girl here, got busted for dating a boy 16 and she was 18. She is now a sex offender and spent time in jail.

 

[GoinBackToCali]

Well back in July when Blake was new to dating.. and he starteddating Stormy, and she messed him over 9 ways to Sunday she said *He's just to nice.. he gets my food for me, is constantly asking if I am ok, if I need anything, if there's anything he can do for me..*

I pretended to be shocked and told her he should be shot for such heinous behavior..

I dunno what happened between July and now... But I caught him telling his friend Ricky this...

Word for word mind you...

*See... I lean in.. look into their eyes.. pretend im interested in what their saying.. yanno all that hopes and dreams and makeup and purse and shoes crap..then.. I touch their face and play with their hair... works everytime dude.. EVERYTIME!*

He was quite shocked to see me there.. I assure you..

 

[GoinBackToCali]

Bo B Bunny wrote:

A girl here, got busted for dating a boy 16 and she was 18. She is now a sex offender and spent time in jail.

Bo-

I was just reading this to Rusty, and he said *Oh I already told him that girl could be gotten for statutory rape if your mom wanted to be a real pain, is it really worth ruining that girls life just for you to have a trophy girlfriend. What does she really see in you, sure your tall and already have your own truck, but you can't even drive it to school because your only a sophomore, she's going to be starting college and your going to be going to prom..you need to be thinking about what your doing, and which part of your anatomy is doing your thinking*

So, Apparently they already talked, and Squidz didn't even tell me, Blake is just waiting to incur my wrath..

But I have alot of respect for Squidz going ahead and handling it..because with my temper.. Blake was libel to get a pigstick taken to him again..

 

[BlueGiants]

I'm appreciating the seriousness of the issue... but ...I ...can't ....stop ....laughing over your description of her and her.... well, herphysical attributes! :roflmao: I'm so sorry, I can't stop giggling!

Hooo boy! Well, neutering soundsa little drastic to me... but I think I'd start by reminding her that she is considered and adult and he isn't... and in most parts of the country, there are legal limitations on stuff like that. Maybe threaten her with sex offender status and jail time? And keepBlake on a short leash (with a choker collar).


Sorry it took me so long to type! :great:Kudo's to Squidz for taking the bull by the horns!

 

[seniorcats]

I am howling! How about a nice new tee shirt for Blake that says 'Jail Bait'? Think he'd like it?

 

[Luvmyzoocrew]

GET HIM NUTERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that was funny :laugh:



ANd your description of her, OMG I have been in a pissy mood all day and this is ending my day on a funny note thanks,lol.

 

[Bo B Bunny]

Yeah, I'd be laughing too but I have a 17 year old boy! LOL!

Squidz is right and that's really cool that he talked to Blake. I'm sure the boys respect him a lot just from the way you describe him.

I'm not saying that it's right that the girl was arrested and stuff (there's a huge story behind it all!) but I'm not saying it wasn't right either.

When it happened, my SIL asked me as a mom of a boy how would I feel? (it was her friend's daughter) and I said......... "How would you feel if it was your 16 year old daughter with a 18 year old boy? She said "Well, that is a way to think of it" and I said yeah. She didn't think it was really the same cause boys aren't girls....... but they are still young ....

I think that I would discuss the legal issue with miss ABBEY......... just to insure the situation ends.

 

[NZminilops]

Bo B Bunny wrote:

A girl here, got busted for dating a boy 16 and she was 18. She is now a sex offender and spent time in jail.

eek! :shock: I'm guessing the age of consent is sort of old there then?

 

[Leaf]

seniorcats wrote:

How about a nice new tee shirt for Blake that says 'Jail Bait'?

Perfect!

 

[LadyBug]

:scared:

i can't believe...................:headsmack





Leaf wrote:

seniorcats wrote:

How about a nice new tee shirt for Blake that says 'Jail Bait'?

Perfect!

lovin' it:thumbup

 

[NorthernAutumn]

Age of consent is 14 yo here in Ontario...

 

[pinksalamander]

That programme cracks me up! I watched that episode at the gym!

Fran :hearts :brownbunny

 

[LadyBug]

NorthernAutumn wrote:

Age of consent is 14 yo here in Ontario...

:shock:

good grief....i'm almost 15...........and i don't think that decision should be in the hands of kids my age. i'm a pure-till marriage girl myself, but i don't think kids should be able to make that choice(waiting or not)......erm.....ok, i guess what i'm trying to say is they should wait till their a bit older at the very least and have a more adult brain on their shoulders......know what i mean?.......:?

 

[LadyBug]

NZminilops wrote:

I agree, yikes! :shock: I hate to think that teachers could take advantage of pupils or something.

yeah, really

 

[aurora369]

Don't quote me, as I really have no idea if I'm right or not, but I'm going to try to explain the age of consent in Canada.

The age of 14 is the age of consent, but it must be with another young person. I believe the age of 18 is the official adult age at which one is free to have relations with anyone of any age greater than 18. So the age of 14 is only for minor to minor relations.

Which means that teacher/student relations and such are also illegal and will result in sexual assault charges and jail time.

Now, I'm not sure if I got all the details right, but I think that's fairly close to how it works over here.

--Dawn

 

[NorthernAutumn]

That;s my understanding too, Dawn. Sorry for not posting the whole story earlier...