How to install a country (or Southern or Texas or Hinckley, OH) alarm system

[seniorcats]

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size
14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns
and Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba, Me, Big Jim, Duke and Slim went for more ammunition.
Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked
the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't
think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all
the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.
Better wait outside.
"Cooter"

 

[Bo B Bunny]

:roflmao:

 

[Pet_Bunny]

Don't forget to leave a few empty shell casings laying around. :laughsmiley:

 

[missyscove]

For some reason I don't think that'd work here.
Think it'll work at my dorm room?

 

[Nelson_is_mine]

Why pick on the pits???!!! :disgust:

It was funny anyway....I guess.

No, it was.

 

[kirst3buns]

:laugh:

 

[slavetoabunny]

:roflmao:

 

[seniorcats]

OK, I'll change this part so I don't malign pit bulls

Don't mess with the killer rabbits- they attacked
the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't
think Dr. Melody Frankenbunny took part in it but it was hard to tell from all
the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.
Better wait outside.

 

[slavetoabunny]

seniorcats wrote:

OK, I'll change this part so I don't malign pit bulls

Don't mess with the killer rabbits- they attacked
the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't
think Dr. Melody Frankenbunny took part in it but it was hard to tell from all
the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.
Better wait outside.

Now, that I like!!!! It is so much more believable.