JAK Rabbitry
Well-Known Member
I meet a lot of people that tell me they have no artistic ability. I find this to be untrue....when it comes to hotdogs.
You ever notice that when you're making yourself a hot dog...wether at home for lunch or at a buisness picnic or birthday party full of screaming 5 year olds....that when you go to put your condiments on your hotdog...that suddenly....one morphs into what some of us call....an artist. The other some of us call you a weirdo for taking so much time to decorate your hot dog when you're just going to eat it. But to me, its art.
I've seen.... little old lady goes to make herslef a hot dog. BAM! Bun...BAM! the dog... oh no she's bustin' out the ketchup.... what a PERFECT squiggle line. It probably took her 2 minutes to make it. The little waves are so consistently perfect....how can she not be an artist? Then comes the mustard. The yellow must compliment the red, but not be careful as to not overdo it so that the red hides in the background.
Then some people even go tot he extreme as to add relish...and oh my onions! The more ''components'', the more i respect you. Not just for being able to make your hot dog look like a work of art, but to be able to eat that thing. kudos to you.
Next time you make yourself a hot dog...I want you to stop and think, and be proud. You ARE an artist. Anyoen who eats hotdogs is.
Unless you eat them plain then you're weird.
If you just eat the bun,you're vegan.
Now I would like you all to prove my theory and go make a hot dog, and before you eat it , take a picture, we'll make a hot dog art contest. I'll accept photo entries until ,,,meh....March 1. That'll give you a little over a month. And the winner can PM me their address and i'll mail you a surprise.
Ready? GO!
I guess a good idea I just thought of would be to divide this into skill levels. We'll make two categories, specify which one you're participating in, but not both.
LEVEL 1 !! (Beginner Hot Dog Decorator)
2 or less condiments (any two, listed or not, your choice)
LEVEL 2 !! (Advanced Hot dog Decorator)
3 or more condiments (any number, listed or not, your choice)
You ever notice that when you're making yourself a hot dog...wether at home for lunch or at a buisness picnic or birthday party full of screaming 5 year olds....that when you go to put your condiments on your hotdog...that suddenly....one morphs into what some of us call....an artist. The other some of us call you a weirdo for taking so much time to decorate your hot dog when you're just going to eat it. But to me, its art.
I've seen.... little old lady goes to make herslef a hot dog. BAM! Bun...BAM! the dog... oh no she's bustin' out the ketchup.... what a PERFECT squiggle line. It probably took her 2 minutes to make it. The little waves are so consistently perfect....how can she not be an artist? Then comes the mustard. The yellow must compliment the red, but not be careful as to not overdo it so that the red hides in the background.
Then some people even go tot he extreme as to add relish...and oh my onions! The more ''components'', the more i respect you. Not just for being able to make your hot dog look like a work of art, but to be able to eat that thing. kudos to you.
Next time you make yourself a hot dog...I want you to stop and think, and be proud. You ARE an artist. Anyoen who eats hotdogs is.
Unless you eat them plain then you're weird.
If you just eat the bun,you're vegan.
Now I would like you all to prove my theory and go make a hot dog, and before you eat it , take a picture, we'll make a hot dog art contest. I'll accept photo entries until ,,,meh....March 1. That'll give you a little over a month. And the winner can PM me their address and i'll mail you a surprise.
Ready? GO!
I guess a good idea I just thought of would be to divide this into skill levels. We'll make two categories, specify which one you're participating in, but not both.
LEVEL 1 !! (Beginner Hot Dog Decorator)
2 or less condiments (any two, listed or not, your choice)
LEVEL 2 !! (Advanced Hot dog Decorator)
3 or more condiments (any number, listed or not, your choice)
