GoinBackToCali
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So my son got a girlfriend, she's actually his friend TY's cousin, Stormy. They are all 15. The girlfriend thing kinda kicks my butt because there is a difference between the lil elementary girlfriends, and the bleachy blondey highlighted girls with a chest, who comment on how your son has an *onion butt* (a butt so nice it makes you cry.. that statement in itself makes me gag)
So tonight what started out as Ty, Stormy, Blake, and Miranda (Jarred's sister) camped out here, (girls sleeping in the living room, boys in the bedroom) and my other son Christian, with Dakota the neighbor boy, TJ his friend from down the road, and Chase, Ty's lil brother camped out in the spare room, has morphed into a text messaging, MySpace bulletin alert, and I now have 28 teenagers..13 girls, 15 boys, camped out in my house. The living room is a gaggle of giggling girls, and the bedroom is a testosterone fest, plus the original 4 lil boys.
Apparently the exciting thing to do, is to repaint my riding lawnmower, as the General Lee, complete with a rebel flag. Also, due to the gas leak repair, we still have the 5 foot deep trench in the front yard, and it is an excellent place to wage war on your dogs. Also, if you fill it up with water, it provides an authentic looking Tudor era moat for your suburban home.
They just all gave me a measure of silence when they elected to go roaring off like a 4 wheeler gang on the pipeline. It was really funny actually, all these 4 wheelers. girls on the back, coolers with drinks in tow, and boom boxes on the front. It was like mini rednecks in training.
I am left with 4 boys watching the Simpsons Movie on the big screen and chomping down Cookie Crisp.
This movie is really ignorant..lol... well.. except for the pig part..
But I digress.. this really in truly is kicking my butt, my son gelled his hair, shaved, put on his smell good foo foo juice and best wranglers cause Stormy was on her way over.
I hate this... I remember when he was my tiny boy, insisting on watching his *Toy Towry* AKA Toy Story, at LEAST 5 times a day, and he carried around a toy Woody Doll. I remember when he was a tiny baby, and I snapped him up in his footed jammies, gave him his baa-baa and rocked him to sleep...
Evil evil evil evil blonde girlfriends...
So tonight what started out as Ty, Stormy, Blake, and Miranda (Jarred's sister) camped out here, (girls sleeping in the living room, boys in the bedroom) and my other son Christian, with Dakota the neighbor boy, TJ his friend from down the road, and Chase, Ty's lil brother camped out in the spare room, has morphed into a text messaging, MySpace bulletin alert, and I now have 28 teenagers..13 girls, 15 boys, camped out in my house. The living room is a gaggle of giggling girls, and the bedroom is a testosterone fest, plus the original 4 lil boys.
Apparently the exciting thing to do, is to repaint my riding lawnmower, as the General Lee, complete with a rebel flag. Also, due to the gas leak repair, we still have the 5 foot deep trench in the front yard, and it is an excellent place to wage war on your dogs. Also, if you fill it up with water, it provides an authentic looking Tudor era moat for your suburban home.
They just all gave me a measure of silence when they elected to go roaring off like a 4 wheeler gang on the pipeline. It was really funny actually, all these 4 wheelers. girls on the back, coolers with drinks in tow, and boom boxes on the front. It was like mini rednecks in training.
I am left with 4 boys watching the Simpsons Movie on the big screen and chomping down Cookie Crisp.
This movie is really ignorant..lol... well.. except for the pig part..
But I digress.. this really in truly is kicking my butt, my son gelled his hair, shaved, put on his smell good foo foo juice and best wranglers cause Stormy was on her way over.
I hate this... I remember when he was my tiny boy, insisting on watching his *Toy Towry* AKA Toy Story, at LEAST 5 times a day, and he carried around a toy Woody Doll. I remember when he was a tiny baby, and I snapped him up in his footed jammies, gave him his baa-baa and rocked him to sleep...
Evil evil evil evil blonde girlfriends...
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