polly
Well-Known Member
I wish I could claim this as my own ...I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and wasstanding in the queue at the till. A woman behind me asked if I had adog.On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again,although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital lasttime, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive careward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that itworks is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simplyeat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food isnutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by nowenthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that conditionbecause I had been poisoned.I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking myballs and a car hit me.I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing sohard as he staggered out the door.Stupid cow..........why else would I buy dog food??
