From Monty Python

[Bassetluv]

I ran across these brief snippets of dialogue from Monty Python and the Holy Grail...hope it doesn't offend anyone, but for me this has to be one of the funniest scenes in a movie I've ever seen (it's the infamous 'rabbit' scene'):


Tim: There he is!
King Arthur: Where?
Tim: There!
King Arthur: What? Behind the rabbit?
Tim: It *is* the rabbit!
King Arthur: You silly sod!
Tim: What?
King Arthur: You got us all worked up!
Tim: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit.
King Arthur: Ohh.
Tim: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
Sir Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
Tim: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
Sir Galahad: Get stuffed!
Tim: He'll do you up a treat, mate.
Sir Galahad: Oh, yeah?
Sir Robin: You mangy Scots git!
Tim: I'm warning you!
Sir Robin: What's he do? Nibble your bum?
Tim: He's got huge, sharp... er... He can leap about. Look at the bones!
King Arthur: Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!
Sir Bors: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!

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"Well, we'll not risk another frontal assault. That rabbit's dynamite."
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"I *warned* you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you *knew*, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little *bunny*, isn't it?"

 

[m.e.]

:laugh: I love that movie!!

 

[JimD]

...not offended at all.

I'll bump the older thread on this and you'll see how "unoffended" us crazy bunniehuggers can be

It's in the Off Topics forum!!!
http://rabbitsonline.net/view_topic.php?id=9571&forum_id=5


~Jim

 

[naturestee]

Too right!

Love Python- all movies, skits, everything!