Dyson

kmaben · Dec 30, 2012

Soh ze hooman I like ze most got a Dyson. She haz been cleaning and running amuck wiz it. I am munchin on mis hay and voila! My long beautiful ear is suzzenly stuck in it. Now iz zat anyway to treat royalty? NON! IT IZ NOT! That petit boorish thing laughed zo hard she pooped herself. I will haff my revenge on all of zem!!

-Franklin

LakeCondo · Dec 30, 2012

You better watch out Kaley, an angry French rabbit is FORM-a-TAAB-le.

Katielovesleo3 · Dec 31, 2012

My hooman got a Shark bc Dyson was too expensive, she too has been vacuuming everything!!!! I am surprised she hasn't started vacuuming the walls! If she comes near me with that I will surely poo myself.

Imbrium · Dec 31, 2012

silly Franklin, yer s'posta run from da vacuum! we run up in da condo and thump, thump, thump!

Nancy McClelland · Dec 31, 2012

Our cheap skate slave got a shop vac--how pedestrian!

Imbrium · Dec 31, 2012

our mummy says shop vacs are da bestest wif bunny messes anyway!

HolyHandGrenade · Dec 31, 2012

My hooman has dis tiny noisy ting that she shoves the skinny nose of behind my cage and then swears when one of my poops gets caught in the "nozzle". Mwahaha that'll show it for being so noisy. I like to try to nom the little rubber bits off the end that has a paw print on it when it's resting. Den she realized I was big enough to reach where she puts it, so now she hides it on the other side of the gate. Hmph. I'll get yoo!