This Morning started out as fairly normal ( well for this house anyways ) .
It all went south right aboutthe time I am getting my first cupof coffee ! Hubby yells from the bedroom," what the H888 Is this , I go lookand ewwwwwwwww some kittyhad thrown up everything it ate lastnight , turning green i walkout and leaveit there till I can getenough coffee going to be able to handleit .
I wander back into the diningromm and holy crap CAT FIGHT!My Kitten was backed into a corner and Mydaughters cat was beating thetar out of him , Off comes theslipper and the biggercat gets the BOOT! , ok 2 crisises downcoffee time , go into the kitchen tomake that desperately needed first cup . and thelitter box is allover the floor :shock:,argggggggggggggg , stop a minute sweep itup dump hte pan refill , grapcup , pour the coffee run likethe wind for the dinning room before Ispot something else , Plop down on thechair I get the cup almost tomy mouth Hubby yellsWHere are my Pants?"""" mumbling under my breath" How the heck do I know Iwasnt wearing them last night " he yells back WHAT??" ( sigh ) Never Mind , go into thebedroom get him a clean pair , sneak backout to get that coffee! dothe slinky eyed look ahhhhh no onelooking Slurp up that firstneeded mouth full and WHAM!!!! Big catchases Kitten acrossed my foot ! coffeegoes everywhere including up my nose andout onto the table , , Grab up Kitten andolder Cat by the scruff of the neck, one goes into a carrier theother gets locked into the cupboard.There dang it , .
Or So I thought .....
BY this time all 4 kids are upand fighting .. I calmly walk over to theSterio and click on hte CD player , pusha few buttons and start her up . Volume maxxedout: first few cords of Rob Zombie starts to play .up jumps the hubby the daughter herboyfriend and all 4 kids , My daughterLooks at everyone and says UH OH ! who Peeved heroff this time , She quicly satthe 4 kids down and made thembe quiet , Hubby got hisown coffee and He and the Boyfriendvery quickly left for work ahalf hour early > . My daughter calmly walksover shuts down the sterio andsays were up now , I looked at her andsaid Good take care ofyour brats .
Now by this time the coffeescolder than Iced ,I walkover put itintothe micro wave start it up andPOP , ( sigh ) Blew a breaker , Put on Lifeline go into kids roomand fix hte breaker , come backout , turn onthe microwave Nothing !!!! dang thingquit , died commited suicide ,whaaaaaaaaaaa I still dont havecoffee , Back to the sterio , oh theheck with it not worth the aggravation ofa headache. go sit down ,
I hear swish swish scufflescuffle , what the heck ! I lookover and Heres Ford ( kitten )doing laps around the litter box, cat litter is flying everywhere , I goover remove him from the box ,no more than come back in and sitdown and again swish swish ,scuffle scuffle , grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr , go backout and say HA! I'llfix you , go outside and getthe litter pan cover , comeback in cover it , there alldone , ( oh who hte heck am Ikidding here ) , Kitten decided he didntlike the cover , so he very carefullyreaches in and scoopsout pawsfull of litter onto htefloor then Pees on it !
All thiswell before 9 am ,
I think I am going to go fishing, just my luck I will hook a big one andit will drag me in today .
It all went south right aboutthe time I am getting my first cupof coffee ! Hubby yells from the bedroom," what the H888 Is this , I go lookand ewwwwwwwww some kittyhad thrown up everything it ate lastnight , turning green i walkout and leaveit there till I can getenough coffee going to be able to handleit .
I wander back into the diningromm and holy crap CAT FIGHT!My Kitten was backed into a corner and Mydaughters cat was beating thetar out of him , Off comes theslipper and the biggercat gets the BOOT! , ok 2 crisises downcoffee time , go into the kitchen tomake that desperately needed first cup . and thelitter box is allover the floor :shock:,argggggggggggggg , stop a minute sweep itup dump hte pan refill , grapcup , pour the coffee run likethe wind for the dinning room before Ispot something else , Plop down on thechair I get the cup almost tomy mouth Hubby yellsWHere are my Pants?"""" mumbling under my breath" How the heck do I know Iwasnt wearing them last night " he yells back WHAT??" ( sigh ) Never Mind , go into thebedroom get him a clean pair , sneak backout to get that coffee! dothe slinky eyed look ahhhhh no onelooking Slurp up that firstneeded mouth full and WHAM!!!! Big catchases Kitten acrossed my foot ! coffeegoes everywhere including up my nose andout onto the table , , Grab up Kitten andolder Cat by the scruff of the neck, one goes into a carrier theother gets locked into the cupboard.There dang it , .
Or So I thought .....
BY this time all 4 kids are upand fighting .. I calmly walk over to theSterio and click on hte CD player , pusha few buttons and start her up . Volume maxxedout: first few cords of Rob Zombie starts to play .up jumps the hubby the daughter herboyfriend and all 4 kids , My daughterLooks at everyone and says UH OH ! who Peeved heroff this time , She quicly satthe 4 kids down and made thembe quiet , Hubby got hisown coffee and He and the Boyfriendvery quickly left for work ahalf hour early > . My daughter calmly walksover shuts down the sterio andsays were up now , I looked at her andsaid Good take care ofyour brats .
Now by this time the coffeescolder than Iced ,I walkover put itintothe micro wave start it up andPOP , ( sigh ) Blew a breaker , Put on Lifeline go into kids roomand fix hte breaker , come backout , turn onthe microwave Nothing !!!! dang thingquit , died commited suicide ,whaaaaaaaaaaa I still dont havecoffee , Back to the sterio , oh theheck with it not worth the aggravation ofa headache. go sit down ,
I hear swish swish scufflescuffle , what the heck ! I lookover and Heres Ford ( kitten )doing laps around the litter box, cat litter is flying everywhere , I goover remove him from the box ,no more than come back in and sitdown and again swish swish ,scuffle scuffle , grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr , go backout and say HA! I'llfix you , go outside and getthe litter pan cover , comeback in cover it , there alldone , ( oh who hte heck am Ikidding here ) , Kitten decided he didntlike the cover , so he very carefullyreaches in and scoopsout pawsfull of litter onto htefloor then Pees on it !
All thiswell before 9 am ,I think I am going to go fishing, just my luck I will hook a big one andit will drag me in today .
