COme read and answer. I DARE YOU!

[MyLOVEABLES!!]

I will put up 10 questions or more everyday or so. read and answer if you want. These got me thinking and laughing lol. ask them to your friendsyou'll drive them nuts lol. oh i only put on the funny ones lol. That i think is funny lol.

I dont know if you guys will think its stupid or whatever else just hopefully i didnt waste my time, I dint write the following things by the way im too dumb to come up wth these questions.


1. What do you do if you saw an endangered animal eat an endangered animal?

2. When two people marry, they say you may kiss the bride. What do they say when two men gets married?

3. If a baby's leg pop out at 11.59 but the head doenst ocme out until 12:01, which day was the baby born on?

4. Do they have the ord" dictionary" in the dictionary?

5. Do they have the word "thesaurus" in the theasaurus?

6. Are eye brows consdered facial hair?

7. In movies, if ghostcan walk through walls and glide down stairs, why dont they fall through floors?

8. Since bread is square, why is sanwich meat round?

9. Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as you're following the direction of the traffic?

10. If money dont grow on branches, why do banks have branches?

11. Do siamse twins pay for one ticket or two when they go to concerts or movies etc?

12. When lighting strikes teh ocean why doesnt all the fish die?

13. if a guy was about to die on an electric chair because of a heart attach would they save him?

14. When does it stop being partly cloudy and stra being partly sunny?

15. Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice" we can "get in hot water?"



Thats its for today but if there are request for more in the day i might just give a few more lol.

HOpe you enjoyed that.

Prisca inkbouce:

 

[Becca]

LOL - More More More!!!

Their really funny!

 

[pinksalamander]

MyLOVEABLES!! wrote:

7. In movies, if ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why dont they fall through floors?

Have you seen the film 'Ghost'? It pretty much explains that...

Fran :hearts :brownbunny

 

[Becca]

pinksalamander wrote:

MyLOVEABLES!! wrote:

7. In movies, if ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why dont they fall through floors?

Have you seen the film 'Ghost'? It pretty much explains that...

Fran :hearts :brownbunny

OMG - I love that film - it makes me cry everytime I watch it!

 

[MyLOVEABLES!!]

More for today:

1. Can animals commit suicide?

2. If a very important doctor suddenly had a heart attach while doing durgery would the doctors start operation on him or work on the patient?

3. Why arent most draped double sided so it looks nice on the inside and out?

4. Why do they say beans beans the magical fruit when beans are vegetables?

5. If laughter is the best medicine, whohs the idiot who said they died laughing?

6. Why does the easter bunny carry eggs? when bunnies dont even lay eggs..

7. Why does careGIVER and careTAKER mena the same thing?

8. Do prison busses have emergency exits?

9. Do astrounaouts change their clocks when they move to diffrent tim zones?

10. When two men gets married do they go to the same bachelor party?




GTG shower =] been playing osccer.


I'll come back. hope you enjoyed those 10.

Prisca inkbouce:

 

[pinksalamander]

MyLOVEABLES!! wrote:

4. Why do they say beans beans the magical fruit when beans are vegetables?

I thought beans were pulses?

Fran :hearts :brownbunny

 

[MyLOVEABLES!!]

urmm..? lol i dnt know lol.

 

[Becca]

LOL - Where are you getting these from?

 

[MyLOVEABLES!!]

The internet LOL




Heres today's


1. If a nursing mother had her nipples pierced would milk come out of three holes?

2. If an ambulance ran over someone while on a rescue would they stop?

3. If you died with braces, would they take it of?

4. If someone had a cold and pierced their nose. would snot comeout of the hole when they blow your nose. (when thy're of) ?

5. Did noah have woodperkers onthe ark? if so how/where did he keep it?


Thats all for today. im supposed to be doing homeowrk and no one really fancies this anyways lol.

Prisca inkbouce:

 

[Becca]

I like them, I'm ill and bored and I need something to do LOL :biggrin2:

 

[MyLOVEABLES!!]

okay thats awesome at leats one person likes them =]

Here's todays =]


1. why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" when it doesnt work afterwards?

2. hwat happends when you put a light saber into water?

3. If your legs were amputated would they change the height and weight on ur drivers license?

4. If you undergo chemo thearaphy would you lose your pubic hair?

5. Do butter flies rember life as a catterpillar?

6. Is it appropriate to say "good" morning at a funeral?

7. Why is there light in the fridge but no light in the freezer?

8. If a thousand seagulls in an air[plane while its flying, each weighing two pounds a piece, but they were all flying in the plane, would the airplane weigh 2000pounds more?

9. Is there another word for theasaurus?

10. Can a bald men get lice?




Priscaiknbouce:

 

[Becca]

LOL YAY - I like number 1,5,7,9 :biggrin2:

 

[MyLOVEABLES!!]

lol thats good to know

 

[Becca]

I don't really understand number 7 though :?

 

[Ofelia]

very cute, I passed some of these around and they are popular!!

 

[MyLOVEABLES!!]

hahaha yup =]

I drive my friends nuts with these questions

Prisca inkbouce:

 

[Becca]

Whats the website that you get them from?

 

[Luv-bunniz]

I was thinking yesterday, if a guy gets married to a guy, who had the "stag" night and who has the "hen" night?

If the beauty is from the inside of people, why do most hate blood and gore?

M
x

PS. If money dosent grow on trees, where do they get the paper? :?

 

[MyLOVEABLES!!]

LOL!

And becca i've snet it to you on msn =]

 

[Becca]

Okay,,

Meg they are really funny :biggrin2: