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iShiznitch

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I never knew how aptly I named Indy until approximately 1 minute and 35 seconds ago. That is, of course, reliant on the idea that "Indy" and "Indie" are of the same meaning, and simply shows that I am an inadequate speller.

Further looking into the definition reveals that I am actually completely wrong as well, as Indy is neither a pop group nor an independent movie, and I have successfully (although unintentionally) wasted a good 30s to a minute of your life, depending on your personal rate of word-readage.

Don't run away yet! I promise to get somewhere.

I suppose I should begin at the beginning. While I am relatively new to rabbits, I have owned rabbits in the past. 2 Dutch rabbits ran free on our property when I was a tiny child, and they were not friendly in the least. All things considered, they lived surprisingly long lives. Unfortunately, I do not remember a lot of their time with our family, but I do have recollections of gazing out the window and seeing a little black and white figure idly grazing in the yard. Not an ideal situation, as I know now - but one that did actually work quite well in the end.

More immediately relevant is Finnigan I honestly cannot remember how I came across Finnigan, or when my interest in rabbits began. I was 100% a dog person before this past summer, and owning a rabbit was not very high on my to-do list (although to be fair, owning and rescuing animals is a lot higher of a priority to me than other, more functional past-times).

Finnigan was owned by a “breeder” and located in a small, privately owned pet-store that was advertised on Kijiji. It was love at first sight. For me, anyways. In all actuality he was a rabbit returned to the store because he had an attitude. And boy, did he have an attitude.

There's an entire novel hidden in the few weeks that Finny and I were together, but one day I brought him in to a vet (I had extensively researched) to be neutered and he never came home. Figuratively, that is. It was not a pleasant time for me. I did not look into it too deeply, but I was told that it was likely a blood clot - he had actually made it through the surgery just fine, woken up and eaten, only to be gone 15min later.

(R.I.P Finny </3)
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He was a handsome *******.

A little down the road, in an effort to cheer me up, my mother brought me out to lunch in a nearby town and "somehow" we ended up at the nearby humane society. It may come as a shock, but playing with puppies is excellent therapy as long as you're not deathly allergic. It was here though, that I got captivated by a giant caterpillar.

Enter Indigo.

I desperately wish I had taken a photo of what Indy looked like in her XPen at the shelter, because "Fuzzy Caterpillar" does not even begin to describe it. Her favourite hideout did not fit her long body, but that's okay, because she couldn't see us and that was good enough for her.

That was Wednesday.

Thursday afternoon was Indy's first day in her new home, and the first steps in the TOTAL DOMINATION OF MY BEDROOM.

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(I promise once I get everything I've missed in the past 2 months out of the way this will be less of a novel and more of a picture book)
 
Finnigan and I had an understanding. He spent the night in his cage, and I let him out during the day to run around. He was excellent in that way, because he was not destructive at all (nor did he spray), and after our first week, I left him in my room unsupervised no problem. Just not at night.

Indy's first night was most predominately spent in Finny's old cage. however, the problem was obvious - Indy is like, 5x the size Finnigan, my little baby Lionhead, was. After that night, the cage was quickly removed and my room was extra bunny-proofed. She's been free-range ever since.

I guess I should clarify that my room is actually 2 separate rooms where the dividing wall was removed, so its quite a lot of space.

(I'm getting my "Before" photo out of the way)

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Her immediate hangout was under my bed, naturally. And at first, there were no problems. She used her litterbox perfectly, came out when I called her and didn't chew on anything. She was perfectly behaved unless you decided to call a groomer to take a look at some mats she had in that bushel of wool she calls a coat. I had to move all parts of my bed into segments to get her out from under there. The entire visit was of limited success.

Following that adventure, I decided to give Indy a trim on my own. And, if I must say so myself, I am clearly destined to be a hairdresser for those who have no thumbs.

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(Since THIS experience, I can barely get near her with a brush. Her pride was ruined. Shattered, so to speak. I crushed her ego and then I spat on it, really.)

Our routine continued until Indy finally grew fully comfortable in her new home, a few weeks into our coexistence.

When she got comfortable, she got a little... chewy. Its quite the experience to wake up at 5:30am because your mattress is poking you, believe me.

Thus began the period history likes to call The 14-Day War.

Indy had clearly made it into my box spring by chewing a massive hole into the "protective" fabric.

My first attempt to prevent her from getting up there was to put storage units under my bed. All I found out was that she is all hair, and is a sneaky ninja that can fit into ANYTHING.

My second attempt at prevention was blocking off the perimeter around my bed. Unfortunately I was low on materials and she managed to squeeze her way in (but never her way out).

My third attempt was using the XPen to block off the entire half of my room where my bed was from her. To this day I have no idea how she got through. But she did.

My final, and only successful preventative measure was to take my bed frame out entirely. NOW THERE IS NO UNDERBED.

But that's okay. She discovered ON my bed and finds it to be a much more pleasing experience. Mostly in the morning. At breakfast time. Where she has learned that the fastest way to get me up is to jump on my face.

I have come to learn that I am SO LUCKY she doesn't use it as a litterbox.
 
This (surprisingly) abridged story pretty much brings us to present day. Indy is 100% a night owl. Morning owl. Time-when-I-should-be-asleep-owl.

However, we've hit a routine. Her attempts at waking me up throughout the night have slowly declined over the past few weeks, her energy focused instead on her 5am wakeup for breakfast. It starts off as a few laps on the floor. Then she throws in a few hurtles, over my bed - inevitably stepping on me as she speed-hops her way across. If that doesn't work (I can be surprisingly resilient as the work week drags on), she digs. Into my arm. Or, if I roll over - into my back. I wish I could take photos in the dark, half asleep - but unfortunately these gems will always have to be half-imagined in my unconscious state.

Perhaps it is due to my uncoordinated self, trying to feed her while I am undoubtedly not awake, but Indy has become a little aggressive in the mornings with her food. Or maybe it is because it is always really dark, and she can't see that yes, I am right there, and no - she does not need to flying jump-kick me in the chest for me to put it down. Hopefully this too, will be settled in a completely mature manner, as have all of our arguments so far.

Why, just the other day I called her a "temperamental brat" as I was getting ready for work and she replied with the ever so eloquent:

I WILL DESTROY EVERYTHING YOU LOVE

Which translated into chewing straight through the cord of my (thankfully unplugged) $200 hair straightner. I followed-up by just staring in shock (what is this i don't even when did she get over here-).

See? Maturity at its finest.

I bought her a Timothy Carrot as a delayed reconciliation. I have learned quickly that I am always in the wrong.

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(She's been a little bit shaved after a visit to a different vet. Those mats are always going to be an issue, I can tell)
 
Not all entirely sure, I think its postulated that she's a French Angora, on account of the clean head and her size, but her vet records from the SPCA simply say "Domestic". She was found as a stray out in a rural area so its hard to know where she even came from.

The silver colouring is new. I'm not sure if it will grow more black as it gets longer, because she used to match herself back in the day. I personally hope it does not, because I find her cotton ball behind to be particularly charming. Especially because I can see it in the dark a lot better. A must, if you're as clumsy as I am.
 
She looks so cute! And that entire post had me cracking up... "I will destroy everything you love" haha! I've had pet rats with that mindset! Hilarious. :)
 
I came home today only to find a new grievous wound inflicted upon my Duvet Cover. Indy has officially let it be known she is not a fan of its gaudy colouring, and wants it destroyed immediately. At first, it was potentially a mistake, a reckless act of boredom - but to have attacked it again calls for a deeper meaning. She is clearly harbouring a vendetta against it.

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And because I'm still in mourning:

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Clean work she made of it.

If my grandmother knew of these little rippy-holes, I would be killed for my negligence. Battered with a rolling pin in a good-natured, old-timey beatdown.

Note to self: Upon her next visit, make sure to switch covers to anything else.

On an unrelated note, I've gone ahead and taken 800 BILLION PHOTOS. That was an exaggeration. Or was it?

It was.

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Oddly enough, most of the photos appear to be of her in a state of rest. Do not be fooled, she is merely biding her time. Planning. Plotting. What she aims to achieve I cannot possibly know.

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Scoping out the landscape. Or, as Snookie would say - geography (*shot dead*).

She thought I wasn't looking. That I wouldn't notice.

She thought wrong.

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On a slightly less sarcastic note, this tunnel is her favourite. It cost me rightly more than any cat tunnel should, and its leopard print is simply offensive to the eyes, but if it makes her happy (and grants me a stay of midnight execution), it shall stay on the premises.

Now if only photobucket would stop being a chum and just update my photo size, because none of these need to be that big. Maybe/hopefully that is just on my end.

Edit: It was.

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Yay more pictures!! She seems very content although I know from her dastardly incidents of the past not to be fooled and that she is definitely plotting against you. You can see it in her eyes. Rather clever of her to have gotten rid of your duvet the way she did. Although I don't think it's as bad as all that! :p

BTW... The leopard print.. The poof... The scoping out the "geography"... Indy's nickname from me is now Snookie. ... I just gave myself away as a Jersey Shore fan, I apologize. Rude.
 
Clearly there can only be one Snookie in this world. It is all we can handle. As such - I formally demand a match between the two. There can only be one .

I shall leave this as a final touch to the night. Took me a couple of days to get her schedule down right well enough that I got it all on film. Its too bad she flopped onto that particular side though, with her recent shaving. Regardless, the hair flip clearly needs more hairspray. It was way too natural.

Links away!

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More manipulation at hand.
 
Last night was another episode of the Indy 500. I have no idea what time it was, either 2am or 4am, but Indy went nuts and ran laps around my room.

I, of course, was her launch pad.

It all started when I woke up with a face (and mouth) full of fur, and from there it just went.... well - it just went. I hope it was a happy race around the room because I have no idea what could have spooked her.

...and if it was something that spooked her, she has the worst survival instincts in the history of EVER.

"Oh my god it's chasing me! MUST RUN IN SMALL CIRCLES"

Some good news! I am slowly getting her used to the idea of eating breakfast later than 5am. I have pushed it back all the way to 6am. :rollseyes

On a related note, a photo of Indy's eating area.

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Her toys of the week are displayed for all to see. I brought the zebra-print short tunnel today pretty cheap, and thus far it is below her standards, but I'm sure it will grow on her. Eventually. Worst case scenario I can give it to my cats and they can ignore it with the arrogant grace only a cat can truly achieve.

More photos of random happenings throughout the day:

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And my favourite, FACE SHOT:

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What happened next is up to your imagination, but it is safe to assume I am writing this from a hospital bed

(I didn't need that hand anyways).
 
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