Ask Jade Icing

[JadeIcing]

Ask stupid questions or any question at all!See the odd ball answers I will give

EX: (Q) When did you cut your nails.
(A) Never. They are 50ft long.

 

[maherwoman]

(Q) What is the best time of year for running around in circles?

 

[JadeIcing]

maherwoman wrote:

(Q) What is the best time of year for running around in circles?

In the month of the grasshoppers during a blue moon on a year ending in 3.

 

[maherwoman]

What is the best hairdo EVER?

 

[JadeIcing]

maherwoman wrote:

What is the best hairdo EVER?

The beehive! Do you know the things you can hide in there.

 

[maherwoman]

How many bobby pins has my sister lost in her incredibly curly hair over the years?

P.S. This is fun!!

 

[JadeIcing]

maherwoman wrote:

How many bobby pins has my sister lost in her incredibly curly hair over the years?

P.S. This is fun!!

I would say enough that they could wrap around the earth about 7 times.

PS> Yes its fun it revolves around my own tiny little world.

 

[maherwoman]

How many rabbits do you think I'll end up with having at my maximum number?

 

[JadeIcing]

maherwoman wrote:

How many rabbits do you think I'll end up with having at my maximum number?

I believe if we do not hire armed guards you will end up with every rabbit on the planet.

 

[maherwoman]

Now THAT I truly believe...as well as the amountof bobby pins lost in my sister's hair...hehe!! She's taken ashower before, the day AFTER she'd had her hair up, and found like twoor three hiding in there! Hehe!!

Ok...hmm...

Why do Californians call it "Storm Watch 2007" when it's merely raining outside?

 

[JadeIcing]

maherwoman wrote:

Why do Californians call it "Storm Watch 2007" when it's merely raining outside?

Because of Rain Storms...and they don't want to be left out.

 

[Matsuro]

Whatever happened to werewolves?

How many rabbits can do the bunny hop?


*I can think of more but I will wait...can't wait to see what you say to those!*

 

[JadeIcing]

Matsuro wrote:

Whatever happened to werewolves?

How many rabbits can do the bunny hop?


*I can think of more but I will wait...can't wait to see what you say to those!*

What do you mean what happened to werewolves. The guy across the hall is one. He makes a racket during a full moon.

Rabbits do not do the bunny hop they are to cool for that. They do the bunny strut.

 

[jil101ca]

Why does my hubby behave the way he does?

 

[maherwoman]

Do stuffies have their own personalities?

Why are people and animals weird during a full moon?

How many stars are there?

 

[JadeIcing]

jil101ca wrote:

Why does my hubby behave the way he does?

Because he is male and they make no sense. Lock him up in a closet allow him out to work and pay bills.

 

[JadeIcing]

maherwoman wrote:

Do stuffies have their own personalities?

Why are people and animals weird during a full moon?

How many stars are there?

Yes they so. Sit and talk to them get to know them.

Because of the moons magnetic pull.

To many to count. What you think I don't have a life. Also countingstars is like eatting a tootsie pop. The world may never know.

 

[maherwoman]

Ok...how's this one...

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

[JadeIcing]

maherwoman wrote:

Ok...how's this one...

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Why would a wood chuck chuck wood if he could just call the city and have them remove the tree?

 

[TinysMom]

How can I smell the color nine? (from a Chris Rice song)