A Day in the Life of a Rabbit Slave

[BunnyMommy]

[align=center]Isyour bunny well pampered, to say the least? Do your friends laugh atthe hay and fur in your car? Maybe you live...

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[align=center]A Day In The Life Of A Rabbit Slave [/align]


[align=center]Print out thislovely daily planner for every single day, of the rest of yourLIFE![/align]
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[align=left]Midnight: Wake up. Check on Hoppy.Make sure water bowl is filled. Set alarm (again) for 4 am.Guiltily go back to sleep.[/align]


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[align=left]4:00 am SHARP: Give Hoppy an earlybreakfast treat of sliced apples and carrots. Ask how much he dancedaround overnight. Tell him you're sorry you couldn'twatch.[/align]


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[align=left]5:15 am: Prepare banana alfalfadried snack chips, and diced carrot, strawberry, spinach, shreddedcelery salad. Be sure ingredients areorganic.[/align]



[align=left]7:03 am: Breakfast time! Servesalad. Pet Hoppy's head. Turn thermostat to 50F. Won't bunny likethat? :0)[/align]


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[align=left]7:09 am: Let Hoppy finishbreakfast. Grab quick granola bar for self. You mustn't pass outfrom lack of nutrients, during bunny's morning jog in the livingroom.[/align]


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[align=left]7:59 am: Ask Bun-bun if he's tired,after doing the skippy hop jump boingy jump dance. 8 pm - 8 am highrabbit energy time is almost over.[/align]


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[align=left]8:05 am: Take Hoppy back to hisroom. Freshen up hay, fluff pillows and sheepskin rug, for his shortnaps. (He takes them with his eyes half open.)[/align]


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[align=left]8:47 am: After bunny seems comfy,take a couple minutes to do housework, pay bills, take care ofthe human family, and send postcards to friends (calling takestoo much time).[/align]


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[align=left]10:25 am: See if Hoppy is sleeping.If not, put on his sterling silver harness, take him out for walk thein organic timothy grass lawn.[/align]


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[align=left]Noon: Fix lunch for Hoppy. Today'smenu says: organic romaine lettuce salad, with carrots, and driedpineapple carrot blueberry sprinkles.[/align]


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[align=left]1:07 pm: Serve luncheon to hishighness. Rush to kitchen and load food dryer with morevegetables and fruits.[/align]


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[align=left]1:23 pm: Go outside to garden.Water organic yarrow, alfalfa, lemon balm, oregano, and sage.Hand-pick bugs off of fruit trees.[/align]


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[align=left]2:39 pm: Unload food dryer. Checkon bunny, offer homemade raspberry fruit leather. Pet widdle Hoppy'shead.[/align]


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[align=left]3:13 pm: Time to go shopping. Gettimothy hay at feed store. Stuff 2' X 2' X 5' bale in car trunk.Take bale to local lab, run tests for bugs and mold spores. Go to supermarket. See if they have any pet toys that Snookie doesn'talready own. Carefully, slooooooowly select organicoranges and bananas, which you can't GROW in the yard. Oh well. Hurryover to frozen food section and grab enough TV dinners for humanfamily's rations. Rush back home.[/align]


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[align=left]4:45 pm: Human family will be backfrom work and school! Toss dinners inmicrowave.[/align]


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[align=left]4:46 pm: Check Hoppy in hisaroma-therapy 50F room. PROMISE dinner very soon. Pet hishead.[/align]


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[align=left]4:47 pm: Sprint back tokitchen, prepare raspberry leaf iced tea, parsley oregano thyme saladwith alfalfa sprouts and diced banana, and grape cilantro strawberrysalad for dessert.[/align]


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[align=left]4:59 pm: Feed Pootie-Hoppy his 3course meal. Wave at human family as you pet Bun-bun's head. Tellfamily about new tricks he learned today. Play ball with Hoppy.Fetch ball for him.[/align]


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[align=left]5:12 pm: Grooming time! Get outblow dryer, wire brush, boar bristle brush, comb, acrylic brush, nailtrimmer, lint brush, and personalized Turkish cotton embroideredtowels. Find the all-natural strawberry perfumed mild shampoo. Brush,bathe, dry, hug, dry, pet, and brush himwell![/align]


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[align=left]6:26 pm: Let Hoppy out to play inthe house, to shake-like-a-dog off the "human cooties" you puton him.[/align]


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[align=left]8:48 pm: Pet his head. Wearilycarry him to his bed. Fluff pillows. Sweep floor. Watch him refuse tosleep. Pet his head. Wash his dishes. Go to kitchen and get tomorrow'sbunny breakfast ready.[/align]


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[align=left]10:55 pm: Finish cookies,hurriedly clean kitchen. Pick up hay tid-bits all overhouse.[/align]


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[align=left]10:57 pm: Kiss bunny goodnight.[/align]


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[Flopsy]

funny! i will have to try that someday to see how Flopsy reacts. he would be like "wow what did i get my slave to work overtime"

 

[AmberNBuns]

I think we need to add one thing to our schedule:

Prepare plan for escape from mental institution.

 

[Carolyn]

I'm liking the idea of the organic timothy grass lawn.

-Carolyn

 

[BunnyMommy]

AmberNBuns wrote:

I think we need to add one thing to our schedule:

Prepare plan for escape from mental institution.

BOL!!!

 

[BunnyMommy]

A relevant commentary, I think, to theabove is that I fixed Sherman's dinner a few minutes ago as he let meknow that he was dining early this evening. I put hisfood down on his new grass dinner mat that we bought to put upstairssince he now spends most of his time up here. He just keptsitting there looking at me, and I couldn't figure out why since he hadindicated that he wanted to eat early.

Well ... it seems that I was expected to handfeed him a portion of his meal. After I fed him forabout five minutes, I guess he then regained enough of hiscomportmentto eat from the bowl himself.

Long live ThePrince.