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I'm Too Sexy for My Cage That's my favorite! Miss Bea

Mama's been saying lately that I'm gonna visit the vet this fall to get "fixed". I keep telling her that I'm not broken....I'm harlequin! There is a difference in color and pattern. Tiny has threatened to help mom get me in the rabbit carrier.....I think I'll keep an eye out for good hiding...

Dear Miss Rosie, I do not JUST make googly eyes at Dusty...but he sure is worth gogglingat. I also tell them stories about my year in kindergarten. I've been teaching them how to add - how 1 + 1 = 7 if its 1 girl bunny + 1 boy bunny. I've been trying to teach them how to spell but Drew...

Oh I love bunnletts when they're four weeksold..they're old enough to be fun. Of course by then, they're also oldenough to know that when I say, "go lay down"...I mean it. I hope you get some snuggle time soon with your hubby. Miss Bea

I've never had to visit the people in the white jackets but I bet that at least it isn't boring...and today I'm feeling bored. Oh well, I can go take a nap. Miss Bea

I call my human mom or bunmother...but I do expect her to serve me much like a servant would. After all, I'm worth it... Miss Bea

I've been noticing lately some of the good things about having more rabbits in the house. a. I don't always get in trouble for what I've done. Sometimes mama thinks it was someone else who did it. b. I have someone to groom me sometimes....if I let them. c. When I get frustrated with the...

I would want to work in a hair salon - I lovegrooming hair and cutting it with my teeth. Mama says I'd have to usescissors though. Miss Bea

Oh wow....a bunny with ESPN! I always knew there was a use for ESPN even though mama doesn't subscribe to it... I gotta make sure to tell her. Miss Bea Loki wrote:

Dear Dusty's New Mama, Are you SURE you want Dusty to move out there? He's sorta cute...and I like younger guys... Breeder Mama (who is really MY mama) says it would be robbing the cradle...but I love to go hang out by his cage. Tiny says I'm having a mid-life crisis....I say HE is the...

Hey - how many of y'all have bells? Some of the rabbits in the rabbitry do...but I don't need one. I just go bug mom... Miss Bea

Oooh - bananas rock. Do you know that our Walmart stopped carrying yogurt treats for us? I'mtrying to figure out where to write my letter of protest.... Miss Bea chinmom wrote:

You two bucks! No wonder Tiny enticed me into abox and then shut it on me. He had the tape out and was trying to tapeit closed when BooBerry bit his butt and I was able to break free. Gee ... thanks Tiny and Romeo... NOT! Any buck who wants me can come HERE to me..... Now - I gotta go find a...

I overheard my mom slave telling my dad slavethe other day that Easter wasn't about bunnies....so she didn't havespecial plans for us. Scuse me....if it isn't about bunnies - why did she make me wear an Easter bonnet? I thought about dressing up for Easter - but I think I'm gonna wait andmake...

Can you find a way to throw your food bowl outof the cage? That's what I'm starting to do with mama...she doesn'tlike it...but that's ok. I'm almost always the last one fed 'cause mama makes mine SPECIAL. Iget wheat germ on top and "Doc's Rabbit Enhancer" (as if I needenhancing) and then some...

That's a good move - maybe it will train yourmama/slave to understand that taking a rabbit to men in white coats isNOT a good thing. Miss Bea Snuggy wrote:

Dusty...you don't need to be around to here this- so cover your ears with your paws. Oh wait - I guess it will have tobe your eyes. NOW! Daisy honey, I hear you and I are a lot alike. I'm going to try toconvince mama to put our cages close together so that I can give youlessons on how to be a...

Tiny says I complain a lot - but I rarely filecomplaints. Now I have to go and find the complaint department and filean OFFICIAL and FORMAL complaint against my mama. First of all...the backstory. Tiny's been outside playing free for 3days. When the weather is nice, mama and dad let him get...

So does anyone else steal the fruit loops bag (or yogurt treat bag or craisins bag) like a certain flemish giant I know? Not naming any names.....T-NY. Miss Bea

ooh - good point. I find doing things like hiding behind the tv helps. Also - if you can find those tv cords (not the electric ones that havelots of power..but the ones that sometimes are colored and connect thetv to a box or something....and get another rabbit to chew onthem...)...you can get...